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are you... GAY?!?!?!?
buschmaster
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Of course nobody here is gay! but these are fun.
and reassuring.
Gay-O-Meter
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
how about your dog??
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/P/petometer/petometer.html
The Ultimate, 100% Accurate Gay Test
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay
quick test
http://www.wimp.com/gaytest/
and reassuring.
Gay-O-Meter
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
how about your dog??
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/P/petometer/petometer.html
The Ultimate, 100% Accurate Gay Test
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay
quick test
http://www.wimp.com/gaytest/
Comments
A: you're gay.
[:D][:)][:)][:D][8D][8D][xx(][:D]
(inside joke)
Eric
And not having a sense of humor is a drag. Lighten up.[;)][:D]
No, but there is a small lizard out there that professes that he is married with children, sold his home for $800K, sold a car to buy a rifle on California's ban list and travels to many states. I've found that many gay lizards men tell "tall" tales. [;)][:D][B)]
"poof"?
Does that mean you are gay?
Wait, you're the one with the model wife you were showing off, aren't you?
Although, thinking about it from the perspective of my advanced years, and the money I would have saved in wives.... no, forget about it.
The rides were rocky, but (mostly) worth the costs.
Doug
No, but there is a small lizard out there that professes that he is married with children, sold his home for $800K, sold a car to buy a rifle on California's ban list and travels to many states. I've found that many gay lizards men tell "tall" tales. [;)][:D][B)]
[:D][:D]You mean MR. newjockitch[:D][:D]
"poof"?
Made me wonder...Does this guy have a "straight name" and only uses his "gay name" when necessary? Yes, I suspect there is a gay guy amongst us. I have to say, I'm perfectly comfortable knowing there is probably at least one closet case here. But then again, I believe most conspiracy theories, including but not limited to the following:
ATF posts those full auto AK triggers.
NSA owns GB.COM.
FBI reads this forum regularly.
quote:Originally posted by cubslover
Very funny.
Wait, you're the one with the model wife you were showing off, aren't you?
Nope. You may have seen an image of my "ex" that I posted many months ago. Attractive as they come, but I wouldn't call her a model. She just liked to pose for fun. My wife Holly and I've been together for twenty one years and married for the past thirteen (this May). Beautiful gal, but she isn't a model either and I've only posted one of her shooting at the range. [^]
Oh ok. I remember her(the pic) now.
Confused you with someone else.
Doug
quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
THere is a guy here that pops up mysteriously when the gay bashing begins. One time *-r-done, (where the heck is he???) and I were bashing Jeff "Rainbow Warrior" Gordon, when this guy was starting to get offended by our comments.
Made me wonder...Does this guy have a "straight name" and only uses his "gay name" when necessary? Yes, I suspect there is a gay guy amongst us. I have to say, I'm perfectly comfortable knowing there is probably at least one closet case here. But then again, I believe most conspiracy theories, including but not limited to the following:
ATF posts those full auto AK triggers.
NSA owns GB.COM.
FBI reads this forum regularly.
Without a doubt, that is a correct assumption. I asked a friend that is with the FBI about two years ago and he indicated that "there is a special group that watches all of the gun auction venues, 24-7".
Great, you've taken my paranoia to a new unknown level. I must admit I have been attracted to those AK triggers, but thought "It's a trap, dang it!" Now I wonder how big the conspiracy is!
I bet the closet case gay guys at GB are the FBI!
Who says?...I feel gay...
quote:Of course nobody here is gay!
Who says?...I feel gay...
How to tell if you're gay:
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your * over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lolipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or *. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A ice cream-eating man will never be
heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetner tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your *. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreusse or you know what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...your hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-* driver or to cut the SOB off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the bi-atch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.
Of course nobody here is gay! but these are fun.
and reassuring.
Gay-O-Meter
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
how about your dog??
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/P/petometer/petometer.html
The Ultimate, 100% Accurate Gay Test
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay
quick test
http://www.wimp.com/gaytest/
Why do you ask? Looking for a date? [;)]
His Dad was a former Airborne Ranger Pathfinder, and the most masculine man I'd ever known. He disowned the young man, publicly. I told the boy, to whom I had been a close friend from the time he was 3 years old, that I didn't agree with his chosen way of living, but would never stop being his friend.
I think I did the right thing.
Doug
lovely rejoinder Monkey Man.[8D]