a slight problem with flies

savage170

A cowboy from New Mexico attends a social function where Obama

is trying to gather more support for his Jobs Bill. Once he discovers

the cowboy is from Gene Autry's home area, he starts to belittle him

by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing

that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.



The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,

but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well Sir," the cowboy replies,

"circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because

they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."




"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment

later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's *?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the

citizens of this country to call their President a horse's *."




"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best New Mexico drawl says,

"Hard to fool them flies, though."

TooBig

Those damn flies are hard to fool[:D][}:)]

He Dog

Well thanks for the complement, but Gene was from Texas.