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Redneck Bar
dheffley
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A redneck walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Budweiser
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, mug goes flat
after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The redneck replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all
left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days
we drank together.
So I drink one for each o'my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The redneck becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss."
The redneck looks quite puzzled for a moment, then light dawns and
he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my
wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, mug goes flat
after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The redneck replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all
left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days
we drank together.
So I drink one for each o'my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The redneck becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss."
The redneck looks quite puzzled for a moment, then light dawns and
he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my
wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
Hasn't affected my brothers though."
Save, research, then buy the best.Join the NRA, NOW!Teach them young, teach them safe, teach them forever, but most of all, teach them to VOTE!
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