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Oh No!....caniballism in the USA?

RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
edited April 2002 in General Discussion
This is sick.....can it be real?.... http://www.manbeef.com/home.html
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  • Rafter-SRafter-S Member Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Five cannibalsFive cannibals are hired as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. But please don't trouble any of the other employees".The cannibals promise to be good.Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"The cannibals all shake their heads no.After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Supervisors, Team Leaders, and Project Managers and no one noticed anything. Then you have to go and eat the janitor!"
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  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is a true story, I used to work there.
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  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    I know what my relatives are getting for Christmas...
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  • TeamblueTeamblue Member Posts: 782 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why don't cannibals eat clowns?????They taste funny!!!!!....'Blue
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  • niklasalniklasal Member Posts: 776 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Two explorers go into deepest Africa, and come upon a tribe of cannibals. They were friendly, and the two explorers decide to check out the village cafe. The menu had all kinds of choices of meats, along with varying prices.BBQ American $15Italian with sauce $14Spanish Stir Fry $16Iraqi Platter $56"Wow! The Iraqi platter is so expensive! Are they that good?" one explorer asks."Not really. They are all about the same." Says the waiter."Then, why are they so expensive?""Tsk... You ever tried to clean an Iraqi?"
    NIKLASAL@hotmail.com
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    At first I thought this might be a hoax...click below to find out what human meat cuts are worth... http://www.manbeef.com/meats.html could be a solution for the overcrowding prison population...mmmmm..."tastes like chicken"....and I thought deer meat was expensive! [This message has been edited by Rembrandt (edited 04-06-2002).]
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  • Rafter-SRafter-S Member Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Read carefully. The disclaimers say it is a hoax.
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Disclaimer;NOTE: As per the request of Interpol, the FBI, and the FDA Department of Criminal Investigations, we now publicly state that ManBeef.com does not actually sell human flesh. Plans had been made to make this statement months ago, but our energy was being focused on other projects. Eventually there will be a new section added which will include these interesting sub-sections: Why manbeef was made, Why the topic was selected, Media publications such as TV News / Radio Interviews / Magazine / Newspaper articles, and the long awaited Hate-Mail bag![This message has been edited by 7mm nut (edited 04-06-2002).]
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  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    its proof of the old saw-some people have waaaay to much time on their hands. barto
    the hard stuff we do right away - the impossible takes a little longer
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I suppose you have all heard the story about the cannibal who passed his grandmother on the path?
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