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Snooty Bigdaddy

DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
Notice how ever since bigdaddyjunior got his office job he ain't around no more, like all of a sudden he's so lah-dee-dah and we're all just trailer trash? I sent an email congratulating him on his new job, and all I got was a reply from his secretary telling me to call his service to set up a lunch sometime in September. What a puke.

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  • EndlssEndlss Member Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    umm.. Mr.Sheep,
    It wasn't for you to set up a lunch with him. It was for you to send him lunch. Feel free to anytime.[:D]
  • Aspen79seAspen79se Member Posts: 4,707
    edited November -1
    What is he doing in an office? I missed the thread about the new job.


    Shouldn't he be caged somewhere, instead of in an office? [:D][;)]
  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Aspen79se
    What is he doing in an office? I missed the thread about the new job.

    Oh, well, he's all lah-dee-dah now. Eating with utensils and everything. Upper friggin' management, "Hey, hon, go get me a whole milk Breve grande and a raspberry scone", "have your people call my people" ex-blue cholera now white cholera sellout in an ill-draped Mens wearhouse $300 suit and tassle loafers.
  • The LawThe Law Member Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:he's so lah-dee-dah and we're all just trailer trash

    Yup!...on both counts...[:X]
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Oh, I was wondering who that might have been. My secretary said some dirty old man called and wouldn't leave her alone until she guessed what he was wearing. After she guessed 'jeans and a tee-shirt' he laughed and said he wasn't wearing anything, then he farted into the phone so the unmuffled sound would act as proof.

    I have been out of town retrieving my oldest and her possessions from college and looking up there for a house for her for next year. Working in the office sucks big time. Not a whole lot to do. After about two hours I have to go outside and walk around to keep from going nuts. I am having a little fun hunting a suitable building site for our new office building. Then for six months or so I can oversee the construction project. I also enjoy showing the military guys around looking for houses. I know what they need and where they need to be based on where they will be working on base and how old their kids are and whether or not they aspire to high rank. You want that bird you better get the house with the wet bar and pool right on the third fairway.
    Anyway, I am learning to live with it and I am not getting so beat up all the time. See the kids a lot more now too.
  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    I have been out of town retrieving my oldest and her possessions from college and looking up there for a house for her for next year. Working in the office sucks big time. Not a whole lot to do. After about two hours I have to go outside and walk around to keep from going nuts. I am having a little fun hunting a suitable building site for our new office building. Then for six months or so I can oversee the construction project. I also enjoy showing the military guys around looking for houses. I know what they need and where they need to be based on where they will be working on base and how old their kids are and whether or not they aspire to high rank. You want that bird you better get the house with the wet bar and pool right on the third fairway.
    Anyway, I am learning to live with it and I am not getting so beat up all the time. See the kids a lot more now too.

    TRANSLATION: I thought I would remember all the little people on Gunbroker on my way up, but then, who gives a flying stick of Fan-Tan and aren't my cufflinks and tie bar a tasteful thematic monism of charisma, character and success?
  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah. I sent a copy of something to him and he didn't even acknowledge it. But then, maybe he shouldn't.

    Clouder..
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Guess I ain't real popular in Idaho these days. The thing about these life altering changes is that they take up so much time. I am considering hiring a little man to give a damn for me.
  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by whiteclouder
    Yeah. I sent a copy of something to him and he didn't even acknowledge it. But then, maybe he shouldn't.

    Clouder..

    OUCH!!!! I'm nearly done. Jeez.
  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    The thing about these life altering changes is that they take up so much time.

    Only your time. And that is the problem; you see things only through your own eyes. The rest of us rabble have the same dull lives, the same dog, the same J.C. Penny high-rise briefs while you are out buying Pateks and white lawn jockeys because you're do lah-dee-dah, and paying people to count your money for you. I now believe Todd when he told me that you actually said, "Having a Remington or Ithaca in your gun cabinet is like ordering white wine with beef." Well, excuse me all to hell.[V]
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    The thing about these life altering changes is that they take up so much time.

    Only your time. And that is the problem; you see things only through your own eyes. The rest of us rabble have the same dull lives, the same dog, the same J.C. Penny high-rise briefs while you are out buying Pateks and white lawn jockeys because you're do lah-dee-dah, and paying people to count your money for you. I now believe Todd when he told me that you actually said, "Having a Remington or Ithaca in your gun cabinet is like ordering white wine with beef." Well, excuse me all to hell.[V]


    Well that tears it! I am sending the '69 Triumph Bonneville right back to the dealer. You'll be lucky to get a '61 Enfield Constellation out of me now. Hmmmph!
  • Blade SlingerBlade Slinger Member Posts: 5,891
    edited November -1
    [;)] Dont waste your time with loosers, move on and good luck.







    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    The thing about these life altering changes is that they take up so much time.

    Only your time. And that is the problem; you see things only through your own eyes. The rest of us rabble have the same dull lives, the same dog, the same J.C. Penny high-rise briefs while you are out buying Pateks and white lawn jockeys because you're do lah-dee-dah, and paying people to count your money for you. I now believe Todd when he told me that you actually said, "Having a Remington or Ithaca in your gun cabinet is like ordering white wine with beef." Well, excuse me all to hell.[V]


    Well that tears it! I am sending the '69 Triumph Bonneville right back to the dealer. You'll be lucky to get a '61 Enfield Constellation out of me now. Hmmmph!
  • The LawThe Law Member Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:loosers

    What the f'ark is them...?...
  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,038 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by The Law
    quote:loosers

    What the f'ark is them...?...


    I ain't real certain but they always seem to be hangin around me. Don
  • The LawThe Law Member Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dang them "loosers"...[:0]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What, you mean BDJ done moved outa his double-wide?
  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    aint we all just one big happy family [}:)][}:)][:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,038 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Next thing ya know he'll be drinkin store bought licker[:D][}:)][:D]
    Don


    He would never say licker, brings back too many memories. Don
  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Likely bigdaddy will have a giveaway where the winner gets to sniff the driver's seat on his Lexus.
  • bigt7mmbigt7mm Member Posts: 4,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    The thing about these life altering changes is that they take up so much time.

    Only your time. And that is the problem; you see things only through your own eyes. The rest of us rabble have the same dull lives, the same dog, the same J.C. Penny high-rise briefs while you are out buying Pateks and white lawn jockeys because you're do lah-dee-dah, and paying people to count your money for you. I now believe Todd when he told me that you actually said, "Having a Remington or Ithaca in your gun cabinet is like ordering white wine with beef." Well, excuse me all to hell.[V]


    Well that tears it! I am sending the '69 Triumph Bonneville right back to the dealer. You'll be lucky to get a '61 Enfield Constellation out of me now. Hmmmph!






    Do you still have the '84 Pontiac Bonneville? A friend has some spinners with nowhere to go.
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Yep, there are those who congratulate you on your successes and those small minded individuals who can't help but to be jealous and try to tear you down. I started working at eleven years old when I was big enough to do a man's job. Tried my best to do anything put to me as well as possible. Put myself into debt many times helping out those who needed it when there were kids involved and would do so again without a regret or worry. They say that God looks after fools and Irishmen. Well I am a very foolish Irishman. But as I near the half century mark I have decided to allow myself a few accommodations. A lot of what DWS insinuates is true, but with my brutish country background I am having a bit more trouble making the transformation than he did back in the olden days of California peace,love and all of that "I'm ok, you're ok" hippie crap....See what I mean? The violence is always just below the surface looking for an excuse. So I am just at the gorilla in a suit stage and don't know if I ever will progress beyond it. Oh yeah, the Lexus belongs to the wife and I do enjoy a little seat sniffing, so what?
  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    Tried my best to do anything put to me as well as possible. Put myself into debt many times helping out those who needed it when But as I near the half century mark I have decided to allow myself a few accommodations.

    PUH-LEEZE. The abandonment of those who have been there for you all along the way is hardly an accommodation to self. Neither is your newfound preference for Ferragamos over Redwings, port over muscatel, chess over parcheesi. There was a time when an email would be answered, a phone call returned; not any more: "No, I'm sorry, he's with Emmylou Harris right now"; "No, he's interviewing stable help right now"; "Impossible, he'll be in St. Croix for at least another week". And so it goes, the fading of the old Kurt in Carhartt coveralls into the new Kurt in Armani. Pity.
  • spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    Congrats, BDJ. We should all be so fortunate.
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll bet the only cane pole he uses these days is split bamboo with very small dry flies. Oh well, I remember when he ate watermelon without a fork and he was a purty gud feller in them days, so maybe he still is.
  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    ...he was a purty gud feller in them days, so maybe he still is.

    Ya think? I called his office last week and overheard him say to his secretary, "That guy again? He wouldn't know a Monet from a Manet if there were arrows pointing to their signatures. Tell him I'll have someone get back to him".
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    ...he was a purty gud feller in them days, so maybe he still is.

    Ya think? I called his office last week and overheard him say to his secretary, "That guy again? He wouldn't know a Monet from a Manet if there were arrows pointing to their signatures. Tell him I'll have someone get back to him".


    See he totally misquotes! What I said was that his people should get up with my people and crunch schedules to see if there was a possibility of squeezing him in between Oprah and Lisa Marie. Frankly we are begining to think he doesn't even have people. My security chief has reviewed the call tapes and is pretty sure it is just one guy and a dog. Pitiful.[:(]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:just one guy and a dog.

    My advice would be not to dis the man or the dog. The dog is dangerous and loyal.

    Have his people get with my people? Crap, you probably ride a Harley these days too.
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