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Purchasing VS. Leasing
GuvamintCheese
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Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like few others,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for an hour of sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old hot babe,
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no bitching and complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like few others,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for an hour of sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old hot babe,
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no bitching and complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Comments
"Has both of her legs..."[xx(]
Of course, he might have liked it that way.
Any of em have residual value? [}:)]
Heather's got $49 million. Just grab her bank book and hide her leg. [:D]
Anyway, he knocked up his secretary and she kept the child.
Carl Smith paid in spades for not taking his own advice.
It couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.