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Most annoying bumper stickers

Mark IIMark II Member Posts: 247 ✭✭✭
edited December 2001 in General Discussion
Which bumper stickers do you find most annoying? There are two that come to my mind. This first says "Not radical...sensible: BAN HANDGUNS NOW". The second is "Million Mom March, and I VOTE". I usually see these on the bumpers of people who can't drive anyway, and exhibit their lack of skills by cutting me off.
"To meet with ill fortune is to meet with good fortune. To meet with submission is to meet an enemy."Mark_II@gunbroker.zzn.com
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    One day I was with my mother in her compact car. We stopped at a red light behind a tall pickup whose bumper was at our eye level. The bumper sticker read, "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S**T."Some things just push the limits of decency, and that old boy was right there.
    Certified SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of the General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the premier gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net Jesus is Lord!
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Gore-Leiberman, That's a real bad one!
    Eat healthy, exercise, avoid smoking........Die anyway. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    10-4 on the Gore! Sack of Sh*t! Man, we are lucky that dipsh*t aint in office!
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    This liberal twit who works in city hall, the same one I mentioned a few weeks ago that used to wear the tee shirt with Billy Clinton's picture on it, has a bumper sticker on her soccer-mom mini van that reads: "It's The Guns, Stupid"Complete with an international-type sign of a pistol with a red circle around and slash through it.Everytime I see that I want to run screaming into the city hall and start choking the pig.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    A bit of stereotyping here with which I must take issue.We own two Dodge mini-vans. We have used them to haul kids to soccer games, Scout activities, and the like.Not everyone with a mini-van and/or a soccer playing child is a gun-hater.
    Certified SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of the General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the premier gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net Jesus is Lord!
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  • COWBOYKIDDCOWBOYKIDD Member Posts: 239 ✭
    edited November -1
    Just the one that says proud parent of an honor role student. Then I seen one that said Proud parent of a kid that kicked your honor roles students *. lol But Nunn what did you say?? You own a mini van.You own 2 mini vans.. Now I trust you drive them different than most people here do. Those damn mini vans are every where..You've seen them. Pulling out in traffic so you have to slow down and let them in. Forget to turn on a signal and swing into a parking lot. I think those mini vans have a magnet , because everyone I see that enters a freeway dives to the hammer lane.Oh then do the posted speed, instead of choosing a middle or right lane.
    Politicians Love Gun Control
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  • b0400879b0400879 Member Posts: 256 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK.... most annoying goes back a bit, but will never forget this one.in southern kal, late '80s:WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER. GET USED TO IT !GAY NATION.I moved to Idaho.
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  • 7mm_ultra_mag_is_king7mm_ultra_mag_is_king Member Posts: 676 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    b0400879If I saw that one I would probably get into a "sneezing fit" and forget to hit the brakes when he/she slowed down or stopped. Can we say 80,000#'s of big truck squashing your sticker(and then some)!
    when all else fails........................
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    Wife drives the newer van. I drive a pickup. The older van, with 207,000 miles on it, is sort of a spare. Right now, it is loaned out. I keep saying I am going to sell it, but it keeps coming in handy, and it just keeps going and going.Wife drives really well going forward, most of the time, except when she is digging around on the floor for something while driving. She has trouble backing. The vans have enough glass in them to be a small greenhouse, but she backs into things.
    Certified SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of the General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the premier gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net Jesus is Lord!
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  • instrumentofwarinstrumentofwar Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    had a buddy at ft. sill, ok once who had a sticker on his jacked up 78 chevy, it readsave a tree-wipe your * with a spotted owldon't have to say what kind of reaction that got from the liberal * treehuggers
    freindly fire is never freindly
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  • ifishbajaifishbaja Member Posts: 73 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    the most annoying that I have seen is "Girls Kick *"
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  • timberbeasttimberbeast Member Posts: 1,738 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I gotta agree with Nunn. I've seen that 1-800-eat @#$^ a million times. Are these idiots ASKING to be pulled over???????I had one made that said "Endangered Species Extermination Service 1-800-Owl-Kill", just to grind the beans of tree huggers, but I never put it on. Enough trouble on the roads than worrying about a hassle because of a bumper sticker. Only ones we have on our vehicles are the "Vote Freedom First" ones.
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  • glb243glb243 Member Posts: 49 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Worst bumper sticker? "Clinton-Gore" Best bumper sticker? "I'm the NRA...And I vote"
    Aim small...Miss small
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  • ndbillyndbilly Member Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Two favorites:1) This came out back in the early 80's when the Japanese were supposed to rule the world economy for the next millenium. One of their business leaders made the comment that American workers were lazy and stupid and that was why the American economy was in the crapper. The bumper sticker had a mushroom cloud above the expression, "Made in America by lazy, stupid workers. Tested in Japan."Second one says it all - "Nuke the whales."
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  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,599 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    cowboykidd, I've seen a similar one "My kid knocked up your honor roll student".
    cbxjeffIt's too late for me, save yourself.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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  • OtomanOtoman Member Posts: 554 ✭
    edited November -1
    "Gilt Sucks" on the back of a gay dudes car! Why don't they have (My Honor Roll Student kicked your Bullies Butt) & (NRA 3 Million Strong & We Vote)! Maybe someone needs to bring this up to our president (Charlton Hesston)! I would put them on my company car even though the company prefers we don't have bumper stickers.......
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    There was a guy in Leesburg, Va who had the bumper sticker that reads "S--T HAPPENS". It seems Leesburg has an anti-obscenity law and he got busted. Made the papers. I'm not going to list 'em here cause I know what it would start. My "most annoying" are the ones that brag about who "my co-pilot" is or who's "forgiven". Sorry, but you asked!Happy Christmas!Mudge the merry
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have never been able to decide if this one is good or bad: Caution Blonde ThinkingI am with Mudge though, I have never thought it appropriate to put the name of your god on the bumper of your car.[This message has been edited by He Dog (edited 12-25-2001).]
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  • COWBOYKIDDCOWBOYKIDD Member Posts: 239 ✭
    edited November -1
    Otoman Im sure they make one that says that. My 2 step sons are both Honor role jocks and im proud of it and so are they,we joke and get a laugh when people plaster it on their bumpers though.. Mudge you made me think of another one Baby on board or doggy on board lmaoKidd
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  • songdogsongdog Member Posts: 355 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is one of the ones that liked the best:I love Animals, They are delicious!!songdog
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I had one on my bow case that said "Meat Is Yummy!" My personal favorite is the bumper sticker that would say:"My Child's self esteem is sufficient that he does not need me to promote his minor scholastic accomplishments on the back of my car"--George Carlin
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    I didn't mean my post to be a comment about mini-van owners. That's just what kind of rig the anti-gun bumper sticker was affixed to.Had I mentioned that I'd seen it stuck to a Lincoln Continental would I have been accused of stereotyping Lincoln owners?
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • OrphanedcowboyOrphanedcowboy Member Posts: 351 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What about:Proud Parent of an Honery StudentCats: The other white meatI do what the voices tell me to doI am the man your momma warned you aboutDon't annoy the crazy person
    Orphanedcowboy@msn.com www.texdeer.com
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    I hate bumper stickers,T-shirts that say stuff,jewelry,and anything else people do to draw attention to their sorry,low self esteem a$$ed self!!beemanofalcatrazP.S.Lowrider,you are guilty as charged...you are hereby ordered to wear a pink smoking jacket at our next meeting!
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Just my luck. Hang up the lavender and put on the pink.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    It`s only temporary,mind you.You`ll be back in lavender before you know it.Merry Christmas,Lowrider!.218
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Merry Christmas to you, brother.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • Master7thSonMaster7thSon Member Posts: 229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Worst bumper stickers? anything that says clinton
    and anything that eludes to the gun-grabbin commie-left.Best bumper sticker?????"LASSIE KILLS CHICKENS"
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  • Master7thSonMaster7thSon Member Posts: 229 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Worst bumper stickers? anything that says clinton
    and anything that eludes to the gun-grabbin commie-left.Best bumper sticker?????"LASSIE KILLS CHICKENS"
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  • cowboy62cowboy62 Member Posts: 70 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I saw a car the other day, it had about 30 or 40 political stickers... the funny part was every sticker was advertising the candidate that lost.....My thought was, if it isn't a joke you wouldn't want to take stock tips from that guy.Cowboy
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  • cowboy62cowboy62 Member Posts: 70 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've got "DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20.00 IN AMMO"on the lower part of the drivers door glass.May be asking for trouble...Oh well?Cowboy
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  • cowboy62cowboy62 Member Posts: 70 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've got "DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20.00 IN AMMO"on the bottom of the drivers door glass, on my company truck.Might be asking for trouble...Oh well?Cowboy
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  • traprtrapr Member Posts: 199 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i cant stand some of the calvin bumper stickers,like some of them also!best bumper sticker i ever saw said....im pro choice,and i choose to hunt, fish ,trap,eat meat,and wear fur!
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    218Beekeep--Do you recommend that I take my "Vote Freedom First" down then?
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I saw one in a car that say "*" to be exact it surely was a description of the car, it looked as if someone tossed a grenade inside and out of it!
    Ignis Natura Renovatur Integram
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  • RedlegRedleg Member Posts: 417 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thr most annoying ones are those Darwin vs. Jesus fish-thingies... Clever at first, but now very annoying
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Idsman75,that was not me..it was bemanofalcatraz.His views are a slightly more extreme than mine.I`ll have a talk with him..your particular sticker is ok with me!.218
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  • j2k22j2k22 Member Posts: 329 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    called 1-800-eat s**t once, just for grins & giggles; got a busy signal!
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  • billybbillyb Member Posts: 15 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    j2k22,Would you have had it delivered?
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  • simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994 ✭
    edited November -1
    30 mins or less or its free.
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