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Show your love for the USA (funny)

gbeggrowgbeggrow Member Posts: 5,499
edited September 2006 in General Discussion
One recommendation....keep the ugly ones locked up for this one.[:D][}:)]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY -

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN OR
AL QUAEDA MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS WIFE,
NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
WOMEN ARE ASKED...
TO: WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR
THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN
FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN OR
AL QUAEDA, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT'S
OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO
SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA ALSO DO NOT APPROVE
OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6_PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER
PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST SENTIMENT.
FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING
ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
ROOT OUT TERRORISTS
AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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