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A Holiday Wish ;-)

hyperspacehyperspace Member Posts: 91 ✭✭
edited December 2001 in General Discussion
Sincerely: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our bestwishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasionof your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for thereligious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choicenot to practice religious or secular traditions at all ... ... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medicallyuncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendaryear 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of othercultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (notto imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or isthe only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to therace, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice ofcomputer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. Thisgreeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freelytransferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies nopromise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes forher/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocableat the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform asexpected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of oneyear, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichevercomes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuanceof a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

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