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A Friday Smile
He Dog
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You'll Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If .................The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of achandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fishwere bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,"five guys and two women stand up.Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truckbecause "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."Nehi Grape is the favorite juice for communion.In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in thechurch directory.Baptism is referred to as "branding."There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized washtub.The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) BillyBob's Barbecue.The collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy
He DogWhen only the police have guns, it is a police state.
He DogWhen only the police have guns, it is a police state.
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