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Bin Laden is safe?

PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
edited November 2001 in General Discussion
Afghanistan's Taliban told the Afghan Islamic Press that Osama bin Laden and their own supreme leader Mullah Mohammad Omar were both still safe and in Afghanistan...... Isn't that kind of a contradiction in terms at this point...?
"Audemus jura nostra defendere"- - - - - - - - - - - - -It is hard to make a comeback if you have never been on top.
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Come on Saxon don't hold it in tell us what you really think
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  • Trader DaveTrader Dave Member Posts: 791 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have quite a few Fire Ant beds in my back 9 acres. Think we could just tie that low life down and let them ants feast for awhile. After a few hours with those lovely critters we could let him catch his breath and enjoy those whelps and eaten out areas they leave. Meanwhile allow all the remaining family members from Sept 11th attack to watch the fun and give them each a magnifying glass. I think they could have a lot of fun then.
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  • travelortravelor Member Posts: 442 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    trader dave, good idea,,but let's first smear him with bacon grease, that oughta get those ant's fire lit!
    keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Take 'im to the swamp and tie 'im to a cypress. Come back in a cuple 'o days and he'll be beggin ya to kill him fer the skeeters have drove him insane.
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ah, Pelican he's already insane. But if'n ya tie him so his privates are within the reach of the crabs at high tide..... [This message has been edited by badboybob (edited 11-15-2001).]
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  • PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Excellent BBB. Wish I had thought of that. 'Specially when the big blue crabs come in. Ummmm.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Staked out with head on top of an ant bed..the thing about that is,you can actualy smell the ants when you are covered in them!!The blue crabs won`t do anything unless you staple some mullet skin to his foreskin..218
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Ever see Shark Week?...Chum in the Great White Sharks..get them into a feeding frenzy..lower him from a boom,on the end of a cable..just out of reach..over and over again!!.218
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  • travelortravelor Member Posts: 442 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    you torcherous old bastages, I sure would hate to be on your bad side...but glad to have you on mine!!!!!
    keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    "Cut off his beard?" Is that what I just heard?You think that sumbitch is ugly now, imagine him without his beard.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • JustCJustC Member Posts: 16,056 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Take a drill to all his teeth, pull off his fingernails and dip his fingers in alcohol. Let him rest.Put a 22 short under each kneecap. Let him rest.Dip his scrotum in honey and leave him on the hills for a couple of hours. let him rest.Put his head in a bag with rats and tie it up.Wait several hours. Let him rest.Show him Afghan porn with a tire spinning at 150mph just above his privates. let him rest.Cut off his beard and mail his picture to the taliban with the warning that they will never get off the planet with theirs either.Finally, tie one half of him to a ford and the other to a chevy and settle the argument for good.Of course if you like; I could come up with something mean!
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    JustC remind me to never, ever piss you off!
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm not going to add any variations to this theme, although I can think of some that have not been suggested. But I would like the FBI to hand over to this group the three prime 'suspects' that don't want to talk to the authorities. Just for about 24 hours. Nothing that would hold up in a court of law, might even bend the 8th Amendment a tad, but I bet we'd get the answers.
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  • royc38royc38 Member Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    PETA Do you have any mirrors in your house?If you do then you know what an * looks like.
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  • royc38royc38 Member Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    PETA, do you drink out of toilets?
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  • Gene B.Gene B. Member Posts: 892 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Run Peta? I know you would, but I would slit his stomach open and dump a can of gas in his gashed intestines and stomach, and then piss in the same wound.[This message has been edited by Gene B. (edited 11-17-2001).]
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  • Gene B.Gene B. Member Posts: 892 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ill "do" your mom hard
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  • biganimalbiganimal Member Posts: 135 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hey I know how to flush bin laden out !!!!spay the whole dang country with VIAGRA and the prick will stand up !!!!!
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