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Determined not to get caught

clinteasterlingclinteasterling Member Posts: 549 ✭✭✭
edited January 2012 in General Discussion
I was checking the local news and this story came up. Needless to say this guys is nuttier than a peanut farm.


http://www.kait8.com/story/16515450/murder-suspect-hides-gun-in-rectum
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  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,569 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That does remind me of this joke
    GUNSLINGER JOKE
    A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. He practiced every day, but knew he was still missing something that would make him the best.

    One night, as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day. So the young fella went over to the old man and told him his dream.

    The old man looked him up and down and said, "I have a suggestion that is sure to help."

    "Tell me, tell me," said the young man.
    "Tie the bottom of your holster lower onto your leg."
    "Will that make me a better gunfighter?"
    "Definitely," said the old man.

    The young gunman did what he was told, then in a flash he drew his gun and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "Wow, that really helped.

    Do you have any more suggestions?"

    "Yeah, if you cut a notch in the top of your holster where the hammer hits, the gun will come out smoother."
    "Will that make me a better gunfighter?"
    "It sure will," said the old man.

    The young guy did what he was told, drew his gun in a blur and shot the cufflink off the piano player. "This is really helping me.

    Is there anything else you can share with me?

    "One more thing," said the old man, "get that can of axle grease over there in the corner and rub it all over your gun."

    The young man didn't hesitate but started putting the grease on the barrel of the gun.

    "No, the whole gun, handle and everything," said the old man.
    "Will it make me a better gunfighter?"
    "No," said the old man, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing that piano he's going to shove that gun up your a--, and it won't hurt nearly as much."
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  • asphalt cowboyasphalt cowboy Member Posts: 8,904 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wow!
    That's funnier than queers shovin' hamsters up their *.
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  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!good thing he didnt fart
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  • TopkickTopkick Member Posts: 4,452 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by asphalt cowboy
    Wow!
    That's funnier than queers shovin' hamsters up their *.



    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  • BoskettiBosketti Member Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What happened to "don't aim at anything you aren't willing to destroy"??? [:0]
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  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    The hammer had to be a problem!![xx(]quote:Originally posted by tommyjoe
    I wonder if he put it in butt first?
    Tom
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,235 ******
    edited November -1
    I need a smiley that just shakes his head,,,,
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  • clinteasterlingclinteasterling Member Posts: 549 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Talk about a concelled hoster.[:D]
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  • CSI21CSI21 Member Posts: 1,206 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thats how they roll here in SE NC, never know where its going to be,lol.
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  • BikerBobBikerBob Member Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good thing it was unloaded, it could have given him projectile diarrhea.[:D]
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  • bartman45bartman45 Member Posts: 3,008 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]

    Reminds me, "Tombstone" is on this eve....
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  • skicatskicat Member Posts: 14,431 ✭
    edited November -1
    An individual seriously committed to maintaining his right to keep and bear arms.
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  • tccoxtccox Member Posts: 7,379 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gentlemen, I will have to raise the BS flag on this!! Or maybe not if he was Bubba.s friend for a long period but for this to happen, he must have been able to pass a 4/4 turd.

    I think they just missed it and tried to make themselves look good.

    BTYm who got tasked to shoot the thing?? Tom
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