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New conversion table
tccox
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Conversions Made Easy Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton. 1 millionth of an ounce of mouthwash: 1 microScope.Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond.Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billi-gram.Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong.16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling.Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon. 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz. Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower. Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment). 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake. 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone. 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles. 365.25 days: 1 unicycle. 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....). 10 cards: 1 decacards. 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton. 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen. 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche.1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin.10 rations: 1 decoration.100 rations: 1 C-ration.2 monograms: 1 diagram.8 nickels: 2 paradigms. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale. University Hospital: 1 I.V. League. 100 Senators: Knot 1 decision.
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Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who dont.