The future of TOILETS is here

tapwater

..I was scanning a Menard's sales flyer and saw this ad for this "smart toilet". These are the features:

..Integrated toilet function display
..Multifunction remote control
..Integrated smart toilet control
..Spray wash with adjustable water temp.
..Warm air dryer with adjustable heat temp.
..Automatic and manual flush system

..Now I ask you...why does one need a remote control for a toilet? It has more buttons than my TV! I don't get it. Oh yeah, it's priced at $1,300.

Don McManus

When we did our remodel, the wife had a bidet equipped crapper installed.

It has a heated seat, a heated water spray, a warm air dryer and a control panel mounted on the right hand side.

It has been almost 8 months now and I have yet to use the thing. Why someone would want water sprayed on their * after taking a dump is beyond me.

cbxjeff

I'm relieved (so to speak)!

reload999

Sounds much better than I what encountered in a hotel in Manila...

Ditch-Runner

that's A log way from a fallen log or a couple pieces of wood with a hole cut in them . not to mention corn cobs, & sears catalogs ,
maybe still going on but from I have read the royal family had official butt cleaners that would be a job to brag about [:D]

96harley

I'll sleep better knowing this.

tapwater

quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
When we did our remodel, the wife had a bidet equipped crapper installed.

It has a heated seat, a heated water spray, a warm air dryer and a control panel mounted on the right hand side.

It has been almost 8 months now and I have yet to use the thing. Why someone would want water sprayed on their * after taking a dump is beyond me.




..I'm with you Don. I've seen them in hotels and didn't want anything to do with them. Isn't there something like a swing down spray arm on those? How does that thing get sanitized? Good joke might be to change out the spray head to a jet stream nozzle. Instant enema..[}:)]

jltrent

We have come a long ways. I have used one of these in my early years and it took some courage to go during wasps/yellow jacket season.

tapwater

quote:Originally posted by jltrent
We have come a long ways. I have used one of these in my early years and it took some courage to go during wasps/yellow jacket season.




..Used?...Heck, I built one about 30-35 years ago
for use at work. Our house was only 100 yds. away but I
didn't always have the time. Aside from that, on the rare
occasion I had a helper, I didn't really want to let him
in our house.

cbxjeff

It's that way in a lot of places in Athens also, 999. I was there 3 years ago visiting my pal that lives for 6 months a year 15 miles south 100 yards from the sea. He told me about it but fortunately his home didn't require that.