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Funeral services joke

savage170

savage170 Member Posts: 37,572 ✭✭✭✭

May 2017 edited May 2017 in General Discussion

A Woman gets naked in front of her husband and asks: "What turns you on the most, my pretty face, my voluptuous bust or my sexy butt???
He briefly looks her up and down and replies: "Your sense of humor."

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danielgage Member Posts: 10,585 ✭✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

[:D]

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Alpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

And then the fight started!

?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
Margaret Thatcher

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
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danielgage Member Posts: 10,585 ✭✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

I think there was a funeral service

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roswellnative Member Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

O my..

Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
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dav1965 Member Posts: 26,540 ✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

I was waiting for your money.

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remingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

[:D]

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montanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,263 ******

May 2017 edited November -1

[:D][:D][:D]

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mmppres Member Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

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AzAfshin Member Posts: 2,985 ✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

I guess the answer "your sister" would be totally out of the question?

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cbxjeff Member Posts: 17,640 ✭✭✭✭

May 2017 edited November -1

Perhaps we should start a go-fund-me for him. He finally is out of intensive care and should be able to walk with a limp by next year. Not much the docs can do with the brain damage. Have a heart guys.

It's too late for me, save yourself.
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