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Top Ten Signs That You're Too Old To Trick Or Trea
Bubba Joel
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Top Ten Signs That You're Too Old To Trick Or Treat
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and
you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and
you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
Comments
I told her that she didn't have a choice....if I bought a costume,she was going out and bringing me home the loot.[:D]
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