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Louisiana Three Kick rule
Wild Turkey
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Subject: Louisiana Three Kick Rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and
dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side
of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer
drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator
responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming
over here. "The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial
attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll
sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things in Louisiana. We settle small disagreements like this with the
Louisiana Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three
times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney
quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could
easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into
the lawyer's right knee cap and dropped him to the ground. His second
kick
nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his
belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give
up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet
and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."
(I love this part......)
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The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
Wild Turkey"if your only tool is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and
dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side
of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer
drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator
responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming
over here. "The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial
attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll
sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things in Louisiana. We settle small disagreements like this with the
Louisiana Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three
times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney
quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could
easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into
the lawyer's right knee cap and dropped him to the ground. His second
kick
nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his
belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give
up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet
and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."
(I love this part......)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
Wild Turkey"if your only tool is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"
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