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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER

s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
edited September 2003 in General Discussion
DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

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  • headzilla97headzilla97 Member Posts: 6,445
    edited November -1
    thats a good one


    I yearn for the simpiler times when a man could crawl out of his cave , club a woman over the head and drag her back "
  • Supreme OneSupreme One Member Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hello, already passed that one on.

    Michael

    Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
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