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Hillbilly buys a chain saw...

Doc

Doc Member Posts: 13,898 ✭✭✭

October 2016 edited October 2016 in General Discussion

Salesman said he could cut down 50 trees a day with it. He takes it back complaining he could only cut down three trees a day with it.

"Only three?" the salesman said in shock. "Must be something wrong with it. Let check it out."

With that the salesman pulls the cord and starts the engine. The hillbilly jumps back in terror.

"What's that noise?!!"

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Too old to live...too young to die...

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jimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,277 ******

October 2016 edited November -1

[8D]
Don't quit your day job, doc.

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Ditch-Runner Member Posts: 25,371 ✭✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

dang Doc that's as old as we are
still funny though [:D]

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merlinn Member Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

Well, at least you didn't omit the punch line!

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Oakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

Doc, stick to teaching. PLEASE[;)][:D]

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SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

I've heard it told better, work on your delivery Doc.

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kidthatsirish Member Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

Doc....that should read...

City slicker buys a chain saw.

Hillbillies know how to use them...city folk likely have not seen one in real life.

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montanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******

October 2016 edited November -1

I learned that one as an Italian joke. Guess they can be hillbilly too,,[;)][;)][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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Wild Turkey Member Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

Everybody in Texas knows that an "Aggie True Story" that's been cleaned up.[:D]

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themountainman Member Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

I don't get it [;)]

There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can do math and those who can't. :?
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Smitty500mag Member Posts: 13,623 ✭✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaOy8b8X6A [:D]

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spasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭

October 2016 edited November -1

for those that do not like the noise , go to a website called Hardly Fraught and check out the mechanical chainsaw...lots quieter

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