In order to participate in the GunBroker Member forums, you must be logged in with your GunBroker.com account. Click the sign-in button at the top right of the forums page to get connected.

clean joke

TxsTxs Member Posts: 17,809 ✭✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
Picabo Street, the famous Olympic skier, has been working at her other dream job for quite some time now. She is working in the fast paced world of emergency room, and ICU medicine. While her achievments have been impressive, one area where

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Comments

  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 17,809 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Three women die together in an and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven... don't step on the ducks."

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman ally steps on one. Along comes St. Pete with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

    The next day, the second woman ally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on: very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 17,809 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:
    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says she cannot tell. They argue all afternoon whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech.
    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into.
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 17,809 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    >Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
    >each other so well, they decided to get married.
    >
    >One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
    >
    >The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
    >broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
    >
    >After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over
    >and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
    >broom!!!"
    >
    >
    >"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
    >
    >
    >Are you ready for this?
    >Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
    >
    >
    >
    >"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
    >
    >
    >Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not
    >to enjoy...even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes
    >
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
Sign In or Register to comment.