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Only in America

TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
edited March 2019 in General Discussion
A TRUE FACT.... Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.

Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink.

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.


Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    OBAMA'S DEPARTMENT
    OF INJUSTICE
    Inside one of the most brazenly corrupt
    federal agencies in American history

    If a contest were held to determine the most consistently immoral, perverse and unjust part of the Obama administration, the winner might not be any of the above.

    Rather, as the October issue of WND's monthly Whistleblower magazine reveals, the frontrunner would be - ironically - the U.S. Department of Justice, led by Attorney General Eric Holder.

    "Under Obama and Holder, the Department of Justice has been transformed from the world's preeminent law enforcement agency into one of the most corrupt federal bureaucracies in modern history," says WND Managing Editor David Kupelian. "It has become, literally, a Department of Injustice."

    In "DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE," you will learn how, as part of the Obama administration, America's top law enforcement agency:
    is hiring only civil rights attorneys who are far leftists - in blatant violation of federal law and department policy - as proven by an astonishing analysis which found that of the 106 lawyers hired in 10 different sections of DOJ's Civil Rights Division, every single one has a r?sum? filled with connections to far-left organizations, including the "Queer Resistance Front" and "Intersex Society of North America."


    is risking a repeat of the easy-lending cycle that led to today's catastrophic housing crisis and economic tsunami, by requiring banks to lower mortgage underwriting standards and approve loans for minorities with poor credit as part of a new crackdown on alleged "discrimination."


    has threatened to prosecute CIA officers whose interrogation of terrorist operatives helped lead to the location and termination of Osama bin Laden, even as President Obama basked in glory for bringing the al-Qaida kingpin to justice.


    has implemented the scandalous "Fast and Furious" operation in which federal law enforcement personnel have been coerced into facilitating the purchase of thousands of firearms from U.S. gun dealers by people connected to ultra-violent Mexican drug cartels.


    is using the "Fast and Furious" scandal - which has already cost many lives, including that of a U.S. Border Patrol agent - as a pretext for imposing draconian new gun-control regulations on law-abiding, federally licensed U.S. firearms dealers;


    is attempting to gain early release for over 5,000 crack cocaine users in federal prison - largely because they are black.


    overruled the mostly African-American city of Kinston, N.C., whose residents had decided to get rid of the party affiliation of candidates in local elections. Obama's Justice Department insisted that without the Democratic Party on the ballot, blacks just wouldn't know who to vote for.


    aborted its already-successful prosecution of the most blatant case of voter intimidation in modern history perpetrated by nightstick-wielding members of the New Black Panther Party.


    sued the state of Arizona for passing an immigration law that mandated enforcement of already existing - but unenforced - federal border and immigration laws.


    is defying a key federal law, the Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage as between a man and woman and prevents courts from using the Constitution's "full faith and credit clause" to force recognition of same-sex marriage on all 50 states.


    is mandating that al-Qaida-trained terrorist Umar "underwear bomber" Abdulmutallab b! e tried as an American criminal suspect and not a foreign enemy combatant - thus allowing him to lawyer up and avoid the very questioning that has proven in the past to yield precious intel capable of saving thousands of lives.
    And believe it or not, that's just the beginning.

    "DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE" also comprehensively documents Holder's scandalous record of granting presidential pardons to 16 Puerto Rican terrorists during the Clinton administration; it lays bare his involvement in an effort funded by billionaire George Soros to push for a new, "progressive" U.S. Constitution; it shows how Holder decided, over the objections of federal prosecutors, not to prosecute Council on American-Islamic Relations co-founder Omar Ahmad for funding terrorists; it details his infamous Clinton-era pardon of international criminal Marc Rich; and much more.

    "What would the press and Democratic members of Congress be saying about scandals of this magnitude," asks WND founder and CEO Joseph Farah, "if they were the handiwork of George W. Bush? Do you think there would be any hesitation to call for impeachment, trial and conviction? Can you even imagine that scandals like this would not be at the top of every news report day after day after day? Neither can I."



    Adds Farah, "In fact, I believe people would be on their way to prison for the crimes and cover-ups that have been perpetrated by this administration. And that's exactly what Americans should be demanding right now."
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    Could you get a video of this guy drunk and share it across the internet:

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/georgewbushdrunk.wmv

    awcountdown.gifWithout Bill Ruger there would of been no ban .
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  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    ONLY IN AMERICA....


    1. Only in America.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance.

    2. Only in America.... are there handicap parking places in front
    of a
    skating rink.

    3. Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
    to
    the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people
    can buy their cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America.... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
    fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America.... do banks leave both doors open, and then
    chain
    the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America.... do we leave cars, worth thousands of dollars,
    in
    the driveway, and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America.... do we use answering machines to screen
    calls,
    and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call - from someone we
    didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America.... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten, and
    buns
    in packages of eight!

    9. Only in America.... do we use the word 'politics' to describe
    the
    process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures.'

    10. Only in America.... do they have drive-up ATM machines with
    Braille
    lettering.
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    richard smith ...ceo of equifax..who lead the grossly poor performance that left most of AMERICA'S security data OPEN to hackers and possible ID theft has stepped down and may recieve upon this retirement in addition to last years salary of $15 MILLION a retirement package of about $18.48 MILLION plus the value of 12 years of stocks and options ...PLUS lifetime health care...one hell of a reward for a lousy record and should have a large portion of this stripped to help the people who get screwed over by his failures....unreal to get rewarded like this
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    Canadian's Version of David Letterman's Top 10. Just makes you want to shake your head in disbelief, and, just maybe choke someone in charge.

    This is Canada 's Top Ten List of America 's Stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!

    # 10 Only in America ... Could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event.

    # 09 Only in America ... Could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black, 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

    # 08 Only in America ... Could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

    # 07 Only in America ... Can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

    # 06 Only in America ... Would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens. (probably should be number one)

    # 05 Only in America ... Could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be called EXTREMISTS.

    # 04 Only in America ... Could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

    # 03 Only in America ... Could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

    # 02 Only in America ... Could you collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7 Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

    # 01 Only in America .... Could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.


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  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    I really do love this country, but...

    1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.


  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

    Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black.

    Only in America could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

    Only in America can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

    Only in America would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

    Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

    Only in America could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

    Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

    Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

    Only in America could the people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    Only in america :

    1. Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
    . Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth > thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.
    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


    JuJu([:D])
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    could a guy named Gay wearing some ungodly green pants, win a professional sporting event, by a runaway. gotta admit he had a nice family and a hot wife.[;)]
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    State mandate: Allow boys in girls' locker rooms

    'Student discomfort is not a reason to deny access,' says education commish
    Published: 10 hours ago
    author-imageby Drew Zahn


    New Elementary in KCElementary in a Christian setting without compromising academics. www.ParkwayMontessori.com


    Little Girl

    A new, official interpretation of state law released by Massachusetts Commissioner of Education Mitchell Chester requires schools to permit "transgender" boys to use girls' locker rooms, bathrooms and changing facilities if the boys "assert" they're really girls.

    "Some students may feel uncomfortable with a transgender student using the same sex-segregated restroom, locker room or changing facility," the official document admits, but then concludes, "this discomfort is not a reason to deny access to the transgender student."






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    Kris Mineau, president of the Massachusetts Family Institute, however, says there's something far more significant than "discomfort" at stake.

    "The School Commissioner's first duty is to protect all students, from kindergarten to grade 12, not endanger them," Mineau said in a statement. "The overriding issue with this new policy is that opening girls' bathrooms to boys is an invasion of privacy and a threat to all students' safety."

    Furthermore, the policy document explains, neither doctor's note nor hormone therapy nor even parental permission is needed for a student to switch sex: If a boy says he's a girl, as far as the schools should be concerned, he's a girl.

    "The responsibility for determining a student's gender identity rests with the student," the statement reads. "A school should accept a student's assertion of his or her gender identity when there is . `evidence that the gender-related identity is sincerely held as part of a person's core identity.'"

    The document further warns that referring to transgendered students by their birth name or sex, if it doesn't match their current, preferred name or sex, "should not be tolerated and can be grounds for student discipline."

    The document creates policy related to a law that went into effect in July of last year called "An Act Relative to Gender Identity," which in turn amended G.L. c. 76, ?5 "to establish that no person shall be excluded from or discriminated against in admission to a public school of any town, or in obtaining the advantages, privileges and courses of study of such public school on account of gender identity."

    According to the 11-page policy paper, that means that boys who identify as girls should not only be addressed by the feminine pronoun and be listed as girls on official transcripts, but they should also be allowed access to girls' facilities and be allowed to play on girls' athletic and club teams. Likewise for girls who insist they're boys.

    Andrew Beckwith, attorney for Massachusetts Family Institute, however, warns that the document's definition of transgender "is extremely broad."

    "If a male student tells his teacher he feels like a * the inside, the school has to treat him in every way as if he actually is a girl," Beckwith explained, citing the policy paper. "School personnel may be forbidden from informing the parents of their child's gender decisions, and students can even decide to be one gender at home and another at school."

    The Massachusetts Family Institute notes during debate the law giving rise to this new policy had been dubbed the "Stealth Bathroom Bill," even though opening public bathrooms to self-identified transgender people was specifically removed from the law out of legislators' concerns for the safety, privacy and modest of all its citizens.

    In schools, however, the bathroom provisions will now effectively be put back in.

    "Each situation needs to be reviewed and addressed based on the particular circumstances of the student and the school facilities," the education policy states. "[Yet] in all cases, the principal should be clear with the student (and parent) that the student may access the restroom, locker room and changing facility that corresponds to the student's gender identity."

    The policy also gives the following example: "In one middle school, a male-to-female transgender sixth-grader socially transitioned after spring break. For the rest of the school year, she used the nurse's restroom and the other unisex restrooms at the school. Beginning in seventh grade, she used the girls' restroom."

    Democratic State Rep. Colleen Garry has introduced amending legislation to the current law she says would prevent precisely these scenarios by ensuring that people use restrooms and locker room facilities consistent with their anatomical sex.

    "Like many of my colleagues, I am very concerned about Commissioner Chester's directive to open public school bathrooms to all genders," said Garry. "This was not the intent of the Legislature, and we need to pass legislation that clearly defines the use of such facilities."

    DNW contacted Commissioner Chester's office for comment, but received no reply. The Massachusetts Department of Elementary & Secondary Education can be contacted through its website.

    DNW has also reported previous attempts by state lawmakers in other states who have attempted to open up shower and bathroom facilities to cross-dressers and "transgendered" individuals.

    In Maryland, for example, Montgomery County used the courts to squash a petition of 27,000 residents concerned about county legislation that granted men access to womens' restrooms, and vice versa, in the name of "gender identity" and "anti-discrimination."

    And in New York City, a lawsuit opened up the bathrooms in Grand Central Station after a man in woman's clothing was arrested for using the ladies' room.

    Read more at http://www.DNW.com/2013/02/state-mandate-allow-boys-in-girls-locker-rooms/#b3i7goqCe5EyR3Ye.99
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    I didn't write it, just passing it on...Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago democratic congressman Mel Reynolds to the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's payroll. Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused in President Clinton's last-minute forgiveness spree. Reynolds received a commutation of his six-and-a-half-year federal sentence for 15 convictions of wire fraud, bank fraud, and lies to the Federal Election Commission. He is more notorious; however, for concurrently serving five years for sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer. This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had improper relations with a subordinate won clemency from a president who had improper relations with a subordinate, then was hired by a clergyman who had improper relations with a subordinate. His new job? Youth counselor. God Bless America.
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    where we continually create new medical terms to label any problem a legitimate medical condition so bad behaviour can be excused and people can recieve free money instead of being personally responsible...ODD...oppositional defiant disorder...little johnny you go clean your room...HELL NO, not going to, you cant make me, GD you, i hate you....so we go to a doctor and create a minor patient and are able to recieve social assistance or an adult created recieves a disability....instead of yanking their head around , swatting their butt and making them behave and able to join society
  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,837
    edited November -1
    If Jesse says he is OK, then he is alright by me.He has a communist goal for this country, why should he concern himself with these little indiscretions of one of his soldiers.KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!!
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the population for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through *, resulted in my fornication. I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite of her fascination with variation. This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation of the media have resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation. My wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization. Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and termination. I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further provocation. Sincerely, The Rev. Jesse Jackson
  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey, Alledan, do you really think that stinking stack of manure has such a vocabulary?
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,824
    edited November -1
    Well, based on this "new" push for reparations for the slavery that went on in the U.S. long before myself or any other "African-Americans" were born, he might have enough money to buy some education (to use all those fancy, rhyming words). This is the biggest thing right now in Detroit, reparations. I think I'm starting to develop a twitch from thinking about it. If our government somehow decides that it is a good idea to pay "African-Americans" monetary relief as reparation for slavery I swear to God I'll move to another country. This can't be happening!!!!!Wait, maybe I'll sue for discrimination! My forefathers didn't own slaves and were, therefore, put at a disadvantage and so I am OWED, right?Anyone else sick to death of this crap? What happened to a fair day's pay for a fair day's work? Why do all these people expect to get paid for nothing?Sorry, kind of went on a rant there. Having a frustrating day......
  • Patrick OdlePatrick Odle Member Posts: 951 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey jessie being a reverand which is he most interested in filling someones soul full of hope or filling their holes full of soap?
  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good 'un, alledan! Personally, I'll stick with Theodore Roosevelt: "We have no need for hyphenated Americans." Being of Czech heritage, I'm going to demand reperations of the Russians for all those centuries of the Cossacks running all over and invading people.
    I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare
  • axlerfanaxlerfan Member Posts: 713 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    my ancestors are native american indians. i think maybe i deserve some reparation too...i mean, the american indian was treated worse than the slaves were....at least the slaves were fed, clothed. the indian was considered less than a wild animal. they were lied to, lands stolen from them, beaten, killed, hunted, and worse.
  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've always heard him (Jesse Jackson) refered to as the reverend. Does any one know what is he a reverend of.
  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    I don`t know what he`s a reverend of ,but it aint hard to be a revrend.But then, it aint hard to be mayor of Washington D.C. either,is it??
  • Mom MomMom Mom Member Posts: 169 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    concealed, please don't move to another country! Just share your reparation with an over worked underpaid unappreciated white girl (like me) and you'll feel so much better. I promise to put it to good use, like buying more guns.
  • UmpimahkenUmpimahken Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    jesse is supposedly an ordained ministaer, who went to Divinity school for a degree in theology. However, he never graduated, chosing instead to leave school just before finishing his education to work with another great American, Martin Luther King. :p
  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That reminds me, of another divinity school dropout. Al Goreleone.[This message has been edited by turbo (edited 09-05-2001).]
  • J.JohnJ.John Member Posts: 56 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Clinton and Jackson and some of the other fornicators need to take lessons from sexperts like tele-evanglist Jimmy Swaggart. All they have to do is go on national television, and with tears streaming down their face say "Lord, forgive me, I have sinned". The Lord might not, but the people will, and as a added benefit, probably send they a lot of money.
  • CubsloverCubslover Member Posts: 18,601 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just wondering what Mateo[more ugly] had to say about this.
    Half of the lives they tell about me aren't true.
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    I saw what you meant...
  • spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    As a Jew, I demand reparations. I've got blacks beat by at least 4000 years.
  • dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
    edited November -1
    quote:He is more notorious; however, for concurrently serving five years for sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer.

    Wouldn't that put him in the sex offenders registry and make him ineligible for such work?
  • sig232sig232 Member Posts: 8,018
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by alledan
    Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the population for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through *, resulted in my fornication. <P>I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, <BR>stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite of her fascination with variation. <P>This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and <BR>provocation of the media have resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation. My wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization. <P>Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and termination. <P>I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further provocation. <P>Sincerely, <P>The Rev. Jesse Jackson <P> <BR> <BR>



    Ha!Ha![:D][:D][:D] I love it![:D]
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
  • zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    quote:Txs:

    This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had improper relations with a subordinate won clemency from a president who had improper relations with a subordinate, then was hired by a clergyman who had improper relations with a subordinate.

    His new job?

    Youth counselor.

    God Bless America.

    ...LOL!

    Yep![:D][:D][:D]
  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had improper relations with a subordinate won clemency from a president who had improper relations with a subordinate, then was hired by a clergyman who had improper relations with a subordinate.

    I dissagree...this is the standard for american politics[xx(]
  • Glock23ExpertGlock23Expert Member Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    From the State House to the White House, YAY JESSE!
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    I heard his actual title with Rainbow/PUSH is "consultant", but that he works with a program that's youth oriented.

    I don't know about Illinois law, but it's not uncommon for registered offenders to be allowed in the company of minors as long as they're not alone with them.

    This guy even tried to get re-elected to his old office a couple of years ago. I wonder if this was one of his campaign fliers?

    www.isp.state.il.us/sor/offenderdetails.cfm?SORID=E99B6226&CFID=6376820&CFTOKEN=82388947&jsessionid=cc30eacc84eb$94$99$E
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 34,335 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    alledan, that is very funny. Maybe Jessee will hire you as a speechwriter.
  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,860
    edited November -1
    My guess is Reynolds had to cough up his "hot teenie-bopper" list to ol Jesse in order to get the job.
    [V]barto[V]
  • glynglyn Member Posts: 5,949
    edited November -1
    I will second that spaniell.
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