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Politically incorrect joke(funny as he$#)
gun_runner
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Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the caf? chatting over a
pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts
flipping through pictures and reminiscing. .
"This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would be 24 now."
The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."
Mom says, "He's a martyr now."
"Oh, so sad, my dear."
Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son,
Kali. He would be 21."
"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."
"Oh gracious me" says the second mother.
"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18", Mom
whispers.
"Yes" says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started
school."
"He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wicool itlly
at the photos and says:
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts
flipping through pictures and reminiscing. .
"This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would be 24 now."
The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."
Mom says, "He's a martyr now."
"Oh, so sad, my dear."
Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son,
Kali. He would be 21."
"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."
"Oh gracious me" says the second mother.
"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18", Mom
whispers.
"Yes" says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started
school."
"He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wicool itlly
at the photos and says:
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Comments
100 million martyrs! and no one left to martyr them!!
VIVA LA RAZA!!
they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more "American" would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing
baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud.
How about you?"
The second man replied, "F#ch you,
rag head."
"You win" said the first ............
( I know I'll get flamed for that one [}:)] )
those look just like my husbands testicles
the american woman: wow they are that big?
middle eastern woman: no there that dirty
Two families moved from Saudi Arabia to the USA. When
they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more "American" would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing
baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud.
How about you?"
The second man replied, "F#ch you,
rag head."
"You win" said the first ............
( I know I'll get flamed for that one [}:)] )
YES SIR... That is a good one! and will be repeated for a long time!