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On Security Murphys law and plain LUNACY!
Judge Dread
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Well some of us here have worked as LEOs,SM,and other jobs related to the latest fad (SECURITY) there always the moment the strings of events mix to form the most Bizzare series of incredible things no onecan ever immagine posible. Once I was called to investigate a suposed "act of terror" in a Comercial Store .... It came to pass after a DEEP investigation the following was found to be the true events . One disgusted store employee was sick of cleaning the'droppings'from a drunkard that used the store doors as a public potty ,so ata long festive weekend he kept vigil at dark,a heavy complexed "Giant" came to the storedoors and just curved pants lowered.,to the surprise of the employee he fell asleep andfell sideways (drunk as heck) the employeefelt the URGE of revenge and took from his pocket one of this little firecrakers froma string of 20 ,he went carefully and placedone on the mans "CHEEKS" (SIC "SOILED")and lit the fuse and ran ,from a distance he saw a burst of flame from the mans behind as the whole store front exploded with the force of a 500p bomb ! (the drunkard survived )the "cheeks" quite did not make it ,and the store suffered $170,000. worth of dammage . Events: A gas leak from a Partialy filled propane gas tank That was left INSIDE the store went under the front main door (lowest place) the drunkard had the incredible bad luck to have farted when the firecracker went off in his cheeks,sending a stream of lit "methane" to meet the escaping "propane" from under the door and BOOM! ... all of it captured in a recently installed video motion detection system tape ,the only evidence as toward incredible things do happen after all ........ (The employee was fired ....) He later got a job in demolition... The drunkard never drank again and joined alocal "standing" church group ... The blame fell on the store for improper storage of flamable materials and was finedheavily for gross negligence. Ok! add your history now !
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when all else fails........................