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New Game Regulations
nunn
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A Bill To Regulate The Hunting And Harvesting Of Attorneys:372.01 -Any person with a valid rodent or rattle snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes. 372.02 -Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is, however, prohibited. 372.03 -The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash. 372.04 -It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft. 372.05 -It is unlawful to shout "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 372.06 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 metres of BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons. 372.07 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 metres of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or hospitals. 372.08 -If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same. 372.09 -It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 372.10 -Bag Limits Per Day: Yellow-bellied Sidewinders: 2 Two-faced Tort-feasors: 1 Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators: 3 Horn-rimmed Cut-throats: 2 Minutiae-advocating Chickens: 4 Honest Attorneys: 0 (Protected, Endangered species.)
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Certified SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of the General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the premier gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net Jesus is Lord!
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