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Dear Taliban ... (Copied)

kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
edited November 2001 in General Discussion
Dear TalibanRated PGDear Taliban, Mr. bin Laden, Mr. Arafat, and Mr, Hussein, et al: We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an old fashioned game of Whoop-*. Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules, we look forward to playing without them for the first time. Since this game is winner- take-all, we unfortunately will be unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY. While we will admit that you are off to an impresive lead, it is, however, now our turn at the plate. By the way, we will be playing on your diamond now... Batter up! Our team line up is as follows: C0-Owners: The FATHER, SON, and HOLY GHOST Manager - George W. BushAsst. Manager - Dick CheneyHead Coach - Colin PowellAsst' Coach - Donald RumsfeldStarting Pitcher - Norman Schwartzkoff1st Base - U.S. Marine Corps2nd Base - U.S. Navy3rd Base - U.S. Air ForceShortstop and Clean up hitter - U.S. ArmyOutfield - Firemen and PolicemenUmpire - None required ** remember - the manager told you there'll be no discussion; no negotiation; and you didn't want rules, anyway! Pinch hitters as needed -U.S. Navy SealsU.S. Army Green BeretsU.S. Army RangersU.S. Air Force PJsDelta ForceAnd, since there are no rules, we've decided to add:4th Base - United Kingdom5th Base - Russia6th Base - ChinaOther Bases (as desired) - Pakistan, Japan, Germany. France, Spain, Italy, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Eqypt, Turkistan and lots of other....Stans, and more. Opening ceremonies:Vocal 1: Celine Dion - The Star Spangled BannerVocal 2 : Lee Greenwood - God Bless The U.S.AVocal 3: Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A.Vocal 4: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir - Battle Hymn of the RepublicYou may choose whoever you want for your team... it won't really matter (even if you all shave), our guys are gonna win! Sincerely, On behalf of the 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America p.s. May we recommend at this time that you give your soul to Allah; because your butt is OURS!!!!! Goodbye literally.
GUN CONTROL: If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!kimberkid@gunbroker.zzn.com
If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    Now, they want rules....No battle during their religous holiday......TOUGH SH%t boys......Maybe they can meet allah, in person by then....
    I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth-just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth....
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  • travelortravelor Member Posts: 442 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think they will just go strieght to hell...no passing go..I don't think allah can save them from that. Only the one true God can accomplish it, and I doubt they will renounce their misguided faith, for His Son.
    keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey kimberkid I like it. Next stop Iraq to finish that long delayed job.
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
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