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The good people of Mission South Dakota were in need of a new milk cow and through their endeavors found one in Nebraska. Now the Nebraska cow was the best milk cow that they had ever had, she gave 10 gallons of milk per day, rain or shine with a high butterfat content for cream and butter. The good people of Mission, realizing their good fortune, decided to breed this wonderful cow so that they would have always be assured of good quality milk products. They contracted the services of a prize bull and turned him into the pen with the Nebraska milk cow. No matter how the bull tried the Nebraska cow wanted nothing to do with the prize bull. When he advanced toward her from the front, she backed away, when he tried to get behind her, she ran. The prize bull tried all he knew to complete his mission but finally gave up in frustration. Now the good people of Mission were very perplexed and decided to call in a professional to help them solve this problem. They called a world famous veterinarian who poked and prodded, took samples and did what vets do. After long hour of examination, he called the good people of Mission together to give his diagnosis. "This is an most unusual case" he said, "is this is a Nebraska cow?""Why, yes it is!" the mayor exclaimed. "But how did you determine that our cow is a Nebraska cow?""Well," replied the vet "My wife is also from Nebraska".
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