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Latest Darwin Award......(copied)
Bubba Joel
Member Posts: 5,161
Just when you think you've heard the absolutely, most stupid thing anyone has ever done, someone comes along and makes you realize that there is no level of stupidity some people won't stoop to......... Normally a death is required to win a Darwin award but in this case he will never reproduce so he qualifies..... The latest Darwin Award...... Hold on to the side of your chair and have a drink handy before reading. Latest Darwin Award Nominee from the Orlando Sentinel. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two members of the threesome were asked to leave the course.
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