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Joke about Bin Laden......i think
Bubba Joel
Member Posts: 5,161
Osama Bin Laden and President George W. Bush meet up in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Bin Laden's chair. They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Osama presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Osama laughs. few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Osama laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the 2 countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the terrorist. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!" Two weeks pass and Bin Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the 2 men sit down, Osama notices 3 buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the American's revenge. They begin talking and Osama is uncooperative, Bush presses the first button. Bin Laden ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later, as Osama continues his belligerence, Bush presses the second button. Osama jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. As things progress, the third button is pressed, Bin Laden jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Bin Laden. "I'm going back to Kabul!" Bush then says through tears of laughter, "What Kabul?"
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