Things Mom Taught me

gskyhawk

Copied: but would be great for mothers day


Why Moms Are Great
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
> > > "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished
> > >cleaning!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
> > >"You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
> > > "If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
> > > "Because I said so, that's why!"
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> > >MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT
> > > "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY
> > > "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
> > > "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
> > > "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
> > > "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER
> > > "It looks like a tornado went through your room!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
> > > "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
> > >then?"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY
> > > "If I told you once, I've told you a million times-don't exaggerate!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
> > > "Stop acting like your father!"
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> > > MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY
> > > "There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don't have
> > >wonderful parents like you Do!"
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> > > And most of all.....
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> > >! MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
> > > "I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"
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gskyhawk

MOM taught me---To appreciate a job well done.

"If your going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

MOM taught me---Religion

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet"

MOM taught me---About Time Travel

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

MOM taught me---Logic

"Because I said so, that's why."

MOM taught me---Foresight

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MOM taught me---Irony

"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

MOM taught me---about the science of Osmosis

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

MOM taught me---about Contortionism

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

MOM taught me---Stamina

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

MOM taught me---about Weather

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

MOM taught me---Hypocrisy

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Don't exaggerate!!!"

MOM taught me---about Behavior Modification

"Stop acting like your father."

MOM taught me---about Envy

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

And most of all---MOM taught me.The Circle of Life

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

The gene pool needs chlorine.

badboybob

Good one


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Ms. Beast

Yes, MOMS are great! Dads are pretty neat too!

.250Savage

I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltaire~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~

dheffley

I think I'll give mom a call!... Now!

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