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Most Tasteless Pumpkin

FreudianSlippersFreudianSlippers Member Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭
edited October 2004 in General Discussion
Could any pumpkin carving possibly be in poorer taste?

jesus-towers-pumpkin.jpg

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  • Aspen79seAspen79se Member Posts: 4,707
    edited November -1
    I could say what would be more tasteless, but it would get poofed.

    (As art; it's a pretty good carving.)
  • FreudianSlippersFreudianSlippers Member Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Aspen79se
    (As art; it's a pretty good carving.)

    As far as technique is concerned, it's well executed, but the subject seems inappropriate for the medium.

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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Call me dense but...what's it supposed to represent?

    Mudge the quizzical

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  • ruger270manruger270man Member Posts: 9,361 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    best pumpkins..

    pumpkin1_bc.jpg
    pumpkin_jk.jpg


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  • chunkstylechunkstyle Member Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So? Jesus holding the victims of 9-11 on his bosom? Isn't this just a memorial? Am I not seeing something?

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  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by chunkstyle
    So? Jesus holding the victims of 9-11 on his bosom? Isn't this just a memorial? Am I not seeing something?I was thinking the same thing ...
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    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way ...
    ... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
  • MVPMVP Member Posts: 23,453 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ruger270man
    best pumpkins..

    pumpkin1_bc.jpg
    pumpkin_jk.jpg


    GWB_logo_100.gifak.jpg01_american_flag.jpg
    www.awbansunset.com

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    "If the existing assault weapons ban expires, I personally do not believe it will make one whit of difference one way or another . . . So if it doesn't pass, it doesn't pass." Tom Diaz, Senior Policy Analyst, Violence Policy Center (VPC)




    You and your mom are excellent carvers ruger270man[^]

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  • cletus85cletus85 Member Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kimberkid
    quote:Originally posted by chunkstyle
    So? Jesus holding the victims of 9-11 on his bosom? Isn't this just a memorial? Am I not seeing something?I was thinking the same thing ...
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    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way ...
    ... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.


    That's what I thought too, but then again, I'm not an atheist...
  • FreudianSlippersFreudianSlippers Member Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by ruger270man
    best pumpkins..

    pumpkin1_bc.jpg

    Is it just me, or does the pumpkin with the Bush Cheney sign contain an uncarved part suspended in mid-air? (Look within the circle -- there is nothing supporting the inside.) Unless they're using fishing wire, this could be a Photoshop job.

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  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    FreudianSlippers-
    I believe if you look closely at the John Scary pumpkin, it will reveal the secret ... the pumpkin skin is just scored and the dark orange peal it lifted off ... without actually cutting through the pumpkin!


    And all this time I thought you were so insightful ... [}:)]
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    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way ...
    ... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    Yeah it almost looks like it's painted. =o)

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  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Happy is right ... it could be that too, at least partically!
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    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way ...
    ... If you don't, you'll find any excuse.
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
  • beantownshootahbeantownshootah Member Posts: 12,776 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well, these are in fairly poor taste:

    pump1.jpg

    This one's shown its ugly face here before:

    Pumpkin%20ass.jpg

    And let us not forget this one:

    jack-daniels.jpg
  • ruger270manruger270man Member Posts: 9,361 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by MVP


    You and your mom are excellent carvers ruger270man[^]
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    I do hope you are joking.. I got that pic off of www.blogsforbush.com


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  • MVPMVP Member Posts: 23,453 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It was a joke[:D]
    I know that kid wasn't you, but i couldn't resist[8D][;)]

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  • ruger270manruger270man Member Posts: 9,361 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    oh okay, just making sure


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    "If the existing assault weapons ban expires, I personally do not believe it will make one whit of difference one way or another . . . So if it doesn't pass, it doesn't pass." Tom Diaz, Senior Policy Analyst, Violence Policy Center (VPC)
  • HappyNanoqHappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by beantownshootah
    Well, these are in fairly poor taste:

    pump1.jpg

    This one's shown its ugly face here before:

    Pumpkin%20ass.jpg

    And let us not forget this one:

    jack-daniels.jpg


    That could look like me after a nasty round of Scotch.. [xx(]

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  • FreudianSlippersFreudianSlippers Member Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kimberkid
    the pumpkin skin is just scored and the dark orange peal it lifted off ... without actually cutting through the pumpkin!
    I don't think that's the case with these pumpkins. I've used that technique before (to create pumpkins with multiple layers of shading), and the shapes are too bright to have been merely scored. Not to mention the difficulty of evenly scoring all the shapes so that the brightness is equal across the entire form. The only one that looks like it has been scored is the Cheney pumpkin, because you can still see the lines.

    Also, there are no shadows. If you look at pictures of carved pumpkins (even with a steady light source such as a flashlight), you will see darker parts along the edges where the pumpkin has actually been cut through. (The cleavage pumpkin shows this pretty clearly.)

    I still think that these designs have either been painted or done with some kind of imaging software.

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  • gonepostalgonepostal Member Posts: 604 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They are just scored from a template ,anyone with a steady hand and an exacto knife could do it

    The but pumpkin along with the others in the same post are actual carvings with candle inside




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  • PrebanpartsPrebanparts Member Posts: 465 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The One of Cheney looks just like him (without being carved) He is a pumpkinhead to begin with..Wish Dubya would have dumped the Dick..If he had no one would be thinking Kerry had a ghost of a chance. Cheney is the most corrups vice president since Agnew ..and is probably worse than SPire ever was.
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by FreudianSlippers
    Could any pumpkin carving possibly be in poorer taste?

    jesus-towers-pumpkin.jpg

    Jacqueline
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    "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants and the creed of slaves." -- William Pitt (1783)


    Okay, why? It has an obvious meaning to the one who carved it, yet you are offended. I'm not offended, and I don't see what the poor taste is when you connect a terrible event with a faith to help you heal, but I'm sure you can explain where my error in judgement is.

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  • FreudianSlippersFreudianSlippers Member Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    Okay, why? It has an obvious meaning to the one who carved it, yet you are offended. I'm not offended, and I don't see what the poor taste is when you connect a terrible event with a faith to help you heal, but I'm sure you can explain where my error in judgement is.

    I'm not offended, but I consider it to be in poor taste, because it is carved on a pumpkin. Pumpkins are not an appropriate medium for serious subject matter. When you think of jack-o-lanterns, you think of funny faces and other traditional Halloween fare, not political and religious dogma.

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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:When you think of jack-o-lanterns, you think of funny faces and other traditional Halloween fare, not political and religious dogma.


    Some say Halloween is, in its own way, a religious dogma, but I won't argue that point.

    I can see why you don't like it after you explained your view of Halloween and pumpkin carving, but I would be more inclined to call it odd taste rather than poor taste. It evidently was important to the carver, so I respect his/her artistic abilities even if I don't understand the medium he/she used. I am more stunned at the ability (and yours in the other post) because I couldn't carve a hole in a pumpkin without messing it up.

    Hope your not knocking it just because it's religious in nature. I doubt you are that closed minded.[;)]

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  • FreudianSlippersFreudianSlippers Member Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    Hope your not knocking it just because it's religious in nature. I doubt you are that closed minded.[;)]
    If it were a painting, it wouldn't bother me. It just seems like it doesn't fit on a pumpkin. Ditto for election year pumpkin carvings (although Kerry can be considered a vampire).

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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by FreudianSlippers
    If it were a painting, it wouldn't bother me. It just seems like it doesn't fit on a pumpkin. Ditto for election year pumpkin carvings (although Kerry can be considered a vampire).

    Jacqueline
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    My experience with most artist is, they seem to walk to the beat of a different drummer. Who can figure them out? Not me! My wife has painted oil paintings for 38 years. In art, 2+2 doesn't always equal 4.[:D]

    PS, she likes the art you post here. She and I both think you are very talented.[;)]

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