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Whose Pepsi Is It, Anyway?

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said "Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating.....then slowly rose. "Your Honor....... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out..... who's Pepsi is it ..... the machine's or mine?



SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Cute.....!!!... *LOL

    One woman's opinion
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  • jastrjastr Member Posts: 463 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    where do you find this stuff?......Funny

    lets all be responsible! shoot a criminal! Remember 0% of firearms pull there own trigger!
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    Friend sends it to me.

    This one was especially meaningful, since I spent two years and over 20 G's to get custody of my boys.

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
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  • ghost614ghost614 Member Posts: 129 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    lol, gonna tell it to all my friends.
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    Nunn,

    I liked it, so I told it too my wife. Haven't heard a word out of her since. Just mean looks.

    Save, research, then buy the best.Join the NRA, NOW!Teach them young, teach them safe, teach them forever, but most of all, teach them to VOTE!
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