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Boudreaux & The Gamewarden

varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
Every day Boudreaux would pull into the boat dock with twice as many catfish as any other fisherman.The Gamewarden would keep a close check on him,But he was always legel.After about a year of this,The warden asked Boudreaux to take him fishing. Boudreaux said "Hell yel, But you don't told nobody were we go are nutin we do no". The warden agreed, And got in the boat. They ran about tree or to miles down the river. De boat pulled up to da bank, And Boudreaux he run to a ol holler log. He pass him self back with a big tackle boux. The warden is now thinking he is going to see Boudreaux,s secret catfish bait.

Boudreaux he pass de boat around a couple of bends, And kills the ingine. He turns his back on the warden,And bends over de boux. When he turn around,He got two sticks of dynemite.De dynemite got short fusess burning plum fast. He chunks one in de river, And one to de warden. De warden screams "We cant do this, It's aganst the law". Boudreaux say 'You gonna talk or fish?.

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  • SUBMARINERSUBMARINER Member Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    THAT WAS GOOD.USED TO KNOW A GUY NAMED TABOR IN THE NAVY HE TOLD ALL KINDS OF BOUDREAUX JOKES

    SUBMARINE SAILOR,TRUCK DRIVER,RUSTY WALLACE FAN AND AS EVERYONE SO OFTEN POINTS OUT PISS POOR TYPIST e-mail:WNUNLEY@USIT.NET
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks Sub, Took this old dog a hour to type that much.Glad one person liked it.

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  • grizzclawgrizzclaw Member Posts: 1,159 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Made me smile, teh he he.

    Thanks, Grizztribefans@sssnet.com
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  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Varmit -

    I know what you mean about being a slow typist, I'm a one-finger, hunt and peck kind of guy, too. Saw the joke and got a chuckle out of it, just didn't post the first time; I'm sure lots of folks do the same thing.

    Don't mean to sound like too much of a suck-up, but I would think that most all of your posts are appreciated. Whether you realize it or not, you are a valued member of this forum.
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  • COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good one Varmit........I bet he fished..........

    coonass

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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    I reckon if ida be dat game woddin, ida feesh too!


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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks guys.Typing with no skin on your figers is not a lot of fun. just being here makes it all worth it. This is the fifth time I have lost the skin, And had to start over. I have had my last treatment, So maybee I wont have to go through this again. Makes shooting my .300 win mag a little tuff.

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