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Gardening = Mental illness!!

stanmanstanman Member Posts: 3,052
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
What other reason could there possibly be for putting yourselves through it all?
You battle mud in the spring.
You battle birds who love to scratch in your freshly sown seed beds.
You battle insects.
You battle weeds.
You battle slugs.
You battle rabbits.
You battle the neighbors cats.
You battle deer.
You battle disease.
You battle the wind.
You pray for rain.
You curse the rain.
You pray for sun.
You curse the sun.
You have to harvest whether you want to or not. I mean, just because YOU'RE tired of zucchini doesn't mean you can quit picking it. Not if you want the plant to keep producing.

You do all this for at best a few bushels of vegetables at season's end.
Did you ever stop to think that, had you spent your time picking up aluminum cans along the roadside instead of working in the garden, you could have purchased these few bushels of vegetables twenty times over and had enough money left to build a gun collection that would rival the Cody museum!
Oh sure the homegrown vegetables taste better, but do they taste THAT much better!

Worst of all are the hours of valuable hunting and shooting time that have been forever pi$$ed away "working in the garden"!

You convince yourselves that it's "relaxing" or "therapeutic".
I believe that shoving bamboo slivers under your fingernails would be equally "relaxing"and "therapeutic".

Yes, you folks are truly sick and should seek professional help immediately.







OBTW:
I may soon be in need of a good salsa recipe, This is the first year I've used miracle grow throughout the growing season and my tomato vines are looking like something from a low budget horror flick.
Let's just say I won't go into that part of the garden after dark.

Comments

  • joey garzajoey garza Member Posts: 523 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It gets worse, some people grow things you can't even eat.
  • gap1916gap1916 Member Posts: 4,977
    edited November -1
    I garden to heal the earth. [8D]

    Greg
  • bigal125bigal125 Member Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ever heard of "freezing" or "canning" or "puttin' up" vegetables for the winter, Stanman?

    quote:Yes, you folks are truly sick and should seek professional help immediately.

    OBTW:
    I may soon be in need of a good salsa recipe, This is the first year I've used miracle grow throughout the growing season and my tomato vines are looking like something from a low budget horror flick.
    Let's just say I won't go into that part of the garden after dark.

    I'll seek help right after you do, buddy....right after I get those last pesky weeds out of the bell peppers, that is. Be right behind ya...suuuuuuuuuuure! [:D][:D][}:)][}:)][:D][:D]

    Big Al
  • outdoortexasoutdoortexas Member Posts: 4,780
    edited November -1
    In a visit with three other members last night we discussed the same thing.

    As a kid, my dad planted well over ten acres. Didn't sell a dimes worth. We planted and weeded, picked and sweated, then he gave it all to friends and family. And this was before "hairless" okra! I remember the sweat and stinging arms very well.

    Always thought the ol'timer was looney in that respect. Now, I find myself repeating the story. Need to clarify, I didn't do the whole deal this year because of time constraints, but come by next spring and you'll leave the house loaded down.

    Prior springs (and fall) even the UPS driver got where he was scared to stop here because he knew we'd load him down with veggies.

    It's a sickness, a disease, that develops and defies reason. [:D]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ODT, just plant some of that wildwood weed. Why, it will practically pick itself, disappear overnight.

    My heros have always killed cowboys.
  • BOBBYWINSBOBBYWINS Member Posts: 7,810
    edited November -1
    My garden produces every fruit and vegatable
    commonly used and some that are not.It's kept
    lighted 24 hours a day,7 days a week.I have people
    taking care of it around the clock.It's so well known
    around the area that people come from miles around
    to get their own whenever they want it.It even has a big
    sign on top so folks from out of town can find it easier.
    I know some of you Texan's have heard of it.









    It's called.........HEB
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]


    IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
  • outdoortexasoutdoortexas Member Posts: 4,780
    edited November -1
    BOBBY,
    my wife won't let me hunt there! Says I bag too much! [:D]

    Sorry DWS, I know I'm cuttin' in on your stage time. [:D]
  • poshposh Member Posts: 360 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was just telling my son the other day (I don't remember why the subject came up) that if I had to choose between hunting and gardening, I'd choose gardening. I love to hunt and I like venison, rabbit, etc. but the best of all is fresh vegetables and fruit. Also, we can and freeze all kinds of stuff, like our thornless blackberries. Blackberry cobbler in December, January and February- mmm, mmm good. Gardening is almost year round and all of that exercise is really good for me.
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