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Joke!!

dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
edited November 2001 in General Discussion
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!!"
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  • dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
    edited November -1
    It's deer season and Ole and Sven are out in the woods when Sven grabs his chest and falls to the ground.He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.Ole whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend has died from a heart attack! What can I do?"The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy, I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."There is a silence, then a loud gunshot is heard.Ole's voice comes back on the line, "OK, now what?"
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  • 7mm_ultra_mag_is_king7mm_ultra_mag_is_king Member Posts: 676 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    good one! sounds like a couple of the backwoods hillbilly hicks here in Pa where I live.(I only live 45 min from the WV line)
    when all else fails........................
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  • john carrjohn carr Member Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I hardly ever really laugh out loud but today's General Discussion has left me weak.
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