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drachdrach Member Posts: 130 ✭✭✭
edited February 2002 in General Discussion
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth `Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The CarDon't Run So I Figure We're Even.20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' OverYou.13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.8. Please Bypass This Heart.7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke UpWith A Few
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est ("A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands") ~~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the younger" ca. (4 BC - 65 AD)
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