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The Outhouse
pabooger
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Received this from G.H.D. Im still laughing!!!
THE OUTHOUSE!!
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Arkansas out on the farm up in the
hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the outhouse is full. He goes in
the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole. Ma
says, "Why don't you go ask the young'un down the road???. He must be smart
because he's a college graduate." So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He
asks him "Mr. College Graduate, my hole for the outhouse is full and I don't
know what to do to empty it." The young'un tells him, "Get yourself two
sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Light
them both under the outhouse. The first one will go off and shoot the
outhouse in the air. The second one will then go off and spread the poop all
across your farm and fertilize your ground. The outhouse will then come back
down to the same spot and you will have an empty hole for outhouse." Pa
thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of dynamite at the hardware
store, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and puts
them under the corner of the outhouse. He lights them and then runs behind a
tree. All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the
outhouse!! BOOM!! Off goes the first stick of dynamite and shoots the
outhouse in the air. BOOM!! Off goes the second stick of dynamite and
spreads the poop all across the farm. The outhouse comes crashing back down
on the hole. Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma,
are you alright??!!" As she tidies her dress she says, "Yeah, but I'm sure
glad I didn't fart in the kitchen."
In God We Trust
THE OUTHOUSE!!
Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Arkansas out on the farm up in the
hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the outhouse is full. He goes in
the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole. Ma
says, "Why don't you go ask the young'un down the road???. He must be smart
because he's a college graduate." So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He
asks him "Mr. College Graduate, my hole for the outhouse is full and I don't
know what to do to empty it." The young'un tells him, "Get yourself two
sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Light
them both under the outhouse. The first one will go off and shoot the
outhouse in the air. The second one will then go off and spread the poop all
across your farm and fertilize your ground. The outhouse will then come back
down to the same spot and you will have an empty hole for outhouse." Pa
thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of dynamite at the hardware
store, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and puts
them under the corner of the outhouse. He lights them and then runs behind a
tree. All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the
outhouse!! BOOM!! Off goes the first stick of dynamite and shoots the
outhouse in the air. BOOM!! Off goes the second stick of dynamite and
spreads the poop all across the farm. The outhouse comes crashing back down
on the hole. Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma,
are you alright??!!" As she tidies her dress she says, "Yeah, but I'm sure
glad I didn't fart in the kitchen."
In God We Trust
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outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and
cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the
bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that
outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy
decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a
Large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the
creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied,
"someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it
son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "dad, I read in
school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't
get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the
cherry tree."
col elect1mike Illinois
volinters RRG
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