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Grounds for a Lawsuit

HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
Somewhere in the deep south, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yep, Bubba, that's true," answered the lawyer.

"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries--is that true, mister lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?"

'Cause I was thinkin'--maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been waken' up with."[:o)]




It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
Resident Pyrrhonist

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