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Topless Restaurant

RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
I went to a "Topless Restaurant" one day and every waitress was middle age and fully dressed.
When I inquired about the sign outside advertising Topless Waitresses the Owner Replied "Yep, we got the best waitresses in town, no one can top them".

DAMN HICK TOWN!


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    COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    LESS - smaller or fewer......................

    RugerNiner are you drinking again.....

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    sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The "Bottomless" restaurant in our fair city went broke. They couldn't keep up with business. Kept getting BE-HIND on their orders!!


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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,023 ******
    edited November -1
    Sounds like another restaurant that advertised "All the Catfish You Can Eat." Buddy of mine swears he went there with a big appetite and order the all-you-can-eat deal. Waitress brought him a large portion, but he finished it off and wanted more. Waitress said no. Buddy says, "But the sign says, 'all you can eat.'"

    Waitress says, "That's right. That was all you can eat."

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    RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    We had a "Boob-N-Lube" in Des Moines once....topless gals that did oil changes and washed windshields....traffic was backed up for blocks, (I change my own oil and am just reporting what others told me)....place folded up when winter came, just can't find good help any more....
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    AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,066 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rembrandt: Sure I believe you. It's all the others that would say:
    "Yeah, right."

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    RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Which part do you think others might think was made up?...the part about Boob-N-Lube or that I changed my own oil?....true story, was on 2nd Ave in Des Moines about 1985 or 86. TV stations were scrambling to get the story and interviews with the "employees"...only was open for a few months....not sure all those cars really needed oil changes every 200 miles.....
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