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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SAW OSAMA BIN LADEN

Gene B.Gene B. Member Posts: 892 ✭✭✭✭
edited September 2001 in General Discussion
What would you do if you saw Osama bin laden walking down an empty street, and you had a gun. would you (A). Catch him and turn him in for the $5 million. Or (B). Get your gun out and blow his brains out right there and then.
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    Trader DaveTrader Dave Member Posts: 791 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Osama my man" Bring your camel and follow me to the promised land. I need that 30 million to get my kids through our flawless educational system. Hog-tie that sucker and drag him all the way to Washington.
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    SP TigerSP Tiger Member Posts: 872 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Beat the living sh** out of him and then turn him in.
    Better to have and not need, than need and not have.
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    4000fps4000fps Member Posts: 786 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think I would handcuff him to the support bean in my basement and let my 110lb German shepard play with him for awhile. Eventually cut his head off and stick it on top of my flag pole in my front yard and then call the press. Sounds like a great photo shoot to me.
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    concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Stick him in the trunk of my wifes car and drive straight to Manhatten. Then, drop him off at the foot of the former WTC while yelling for a few firefighters to see what I brought.
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    Andrew AdamsAndrew Adams Member Posts: 227 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm pretty sure that "wanted dead or alive" means that you get the thirty mill either way. That being said, I think the Blue Duck treatment would be in order for Mr. Laden. If any of you are not familiar with the Blue Duck treatment from Lonesome Dove, here it is. "I'll cut a little hole in your stomach and pull out a gut, tie it to a log and then drag you thirty or forty feet and stake you down, that way I can watch what the Coyotes are having for dinner."
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    RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Skin him with adull potato peeler then salt him down....then turn him in.
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    alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Thirty million dead or alive! Well i guess then i would have to go with all of the above with a few goodies of my own thrown in for good measure.i got a microwave generator in the basement i could hook up for him to play with for awhile-defrost or slow cook????[This message has been edited by alledan (edited 09-26-2001).]
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    beachmaster73beachmaster73 Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Does anyone remember that Rutger Hauer movie in which he is a good guy and the guy from Kiss(I think Gene Simmons)plays the ultimate bad guy? At the end Rutger Hauer catches the bad guy and tapes a grenade inside Simmons'mouth to keep him cooperative and then right before turning him into the police says, "F**k the reward and pulls the pin? Nice ending to a bad guy. However I still like my decompression chamber treatment the best......you can create pain beyond words inside a decompression chamber even though it is designed to save lives. I think I'd want to make bin Laden scream and scream and scream for hours before I pulled his plug. Beach
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    RedlegRedleg Member Posts: 417 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is that $30M for the whole body? If I could, I would chop him up, double bag him, and turn in part by part to the authorities. You know, an installment plan....First, though, I think I would poop in his mouth. He's been spewing crap since he started on this crusade. A little more won't do any harm....
    Crush your enemies, drive their horses before you, hear the lamentation of their women.--Genghis Khan
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    landislandis Member Posts: 230 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    DO NOT KILL HIM!!!Keep him alive, for the next thirty years. With a Gay, black, 300lbs solid muscle, gay cell "mate", so to speak...We should all take pleasure in his "adventures" every night for the next thirty years for what he did. Death is just too easy...
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    landislandis Member Posts: 230 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I personally will spring for the viagra, for the cellmate...
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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,023 ******
    edited November -1
    Tie him up. Kill and skin out a large hog in front of his eyes. Wrap him in the bloody hide. Cook the more unsavory parts of the hog and force feed him. He would be ceremonially defiled and unable to get into whatever heaven he thinks is waiting.I like the large gay cellmate part too. Double defilement.Then kill him.
    Certified SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Egotistical Rogue, Evil, Dangerous Racist Moderator of the General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Email davidnunn@texoma.net Jesus is Lord!
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    landislandis Member Posts: 230 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I mentioned the "black" only because of the legondary 'endowment' which would enhance my punishment on him....
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    badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Castration. Dark dungeon. Raw pork once a day. Forever.
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
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    smooth_operatorsmooth_operator Member Posts: 227 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I say get him another cellmate...possibly in the vicinity of around 300lbs and unlike the other who might just be bisexual, this one has to be a full blown fruitloop colored, nightgown wearing, certified nymphomaniac homo. And last but not the least, every night just before lights out, have one of the guards toss in a couple of pornographic magazines. That would redefine the meaning of torture. LEts not forget that this will be televised every night for the whole world to see.AT THE SAME TIME....We can also have an inmate relocation program for the residents of death row...or anyone for that matter. We ship them to the middle east and before they are set free, we hand them a survival pack; namely a knife or gun and amnesty papers saying that the govt will not hold against them any crimes commited anywhere in the middle east. any takers?-Smooth
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    Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
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    anderskandersk Member Posts: 3,627 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think I would do my best to hold him until the police could come and take him away to stand trial. If he tried to escape and I had no choice, I would shoot to wound him and keep him until the authorities arrived.We want justice not revenge or retribution. Anything other than than will only creat an on-going and escalating exchange of ugliness.
    Ken
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    concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    w/o religion?just asking...
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    IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Injecting a slight element of reality, kneecap the sucker so he couldn't escape. Hogtie him to a dead pig & deliver him to Beach . . . I really like that decompression chamber idea. Gotta be reeeaaaaallllll slow. So he can appreciate the fact that his remains will be mixed with raw pork for all eternity. Smooth - much as I like the idea that society would obtain *some* benefit from the residents of death row, given the anti-social activities that brought them there, I must wonder how many would go after OBL and how many would join him? Vicious, monstrous, psychopathic . . . they have far more in common with him than with us.
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    anderskandersk Member Posts: 3,627 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dear Concealed,What did you mean "w/o religion"?As for myself, I'm not so hot on religion, but I am sure convinced that a personal relationship with Jesus changes everything about a person's life. (Sure did for me!)Bonne Chasse!
    Ken
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    thelaresterthelarester Member Posts: 22 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    My answer would be "B"My reasons would be:1) I wouldn't want to see our tax money being wasted on some rediculous trial.2) I wouldn't want him to get the kind of press coverage that McVeigh received throughout that ordeal, and end up sitting in a concrete room for God knows how long like he likely is right now anyway.3) I'm impatient.4) I'd peronally like to witness his head being split open like a melon ! (Am I allowed to say that here ?)
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    ghotie_thumperghotie_thumper Member Posts: 1,561 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know if I'd trust the legal system to bring justice to him. If the reward states dead or alive. Why not do him yourself? A little torture would be in line. I like the idea of feeding him some pork and pork by products prior to takin the top of his skull cap off with the 44. I don't know about all of the talk about repressed homosexual tendencies, He might enjoy that too much. But the 44 to the forehead....It'd be a kodak moment. As far as the reward, I'd have to keep it and start a memorial fund for survivors in need. I'd have to set aside a few bucks for some new toys to reward myself for the deed done well.
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