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Blonds Fight Back

HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What is the difference between a brunette and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?" [:o)]

Comments

  • goldslammergoldslammer Member Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • anderskandersk Member Posts: 3,627 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    "The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." -- Thomas Jefferson

    Yes, it is an interesting quote, but it looks like he was wrong about that![:D][:D]
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