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Prayer

HawkenHawken Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
edited September 2001 in General Discussion
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> > Subject: Prayer
> >
> > Now I lay me
> > Down to sleep.
> > I pray the Lord
> > My shape to keep.
> > Please no wrinkles
> > Please no bags
> > And please lift my butt
> > Before it sags.
> >
> > Please no age spots
> > Please no gray
> > And as for my belly,
> > Please take it away.
> >
> > Please keep me healthy
> > Please keep me young,
> > And thank you Dear Lord
> > For all that you've done.
> >
> > Foot Note:
> > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
> > "If we don't get some support soon,
> > people will think we're nuts."
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  • HawkenHawken Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dear Lord, thank you for giving me
    the strength and the conviction to
    complete the task you entrusted to
    me. Thank you for guiding me
    straight and true, through the many
    obstacles in my path. And for keeping me resolute when
    all around seemed lost.
    Thank you for your protection and
    for your many signs along the way.
    Thank you for any good that I may have
    done. I'm so sorry about the bad.
    Thank you for the friend I made.
    Please watch over her as you
    watched over me.
    Thank you for finally allowing me to rest.
    I'm so very tired.
    But I go now to my rest in peace knowing that I
    have done right with my time on
    this earth.
    I have fought the good fight.
    I have finished the race.
    I have kept the faith.
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  • HawkenHawken Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    a friend of mine is going to have a serious heart operation tomorrow and i ask that you will please send your prayers thank you all who respond
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  • HawkenHawken Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
    edited November -1
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  • HawkenHawken Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Let's all take a moment to pray for the souls who lost their lives so violently today. Thos passengers and crew on both airplanes, people in the World Trade Center and those at the Pentagon.I cannot help but tear up thinking of the horror of the last few moments of their lives.May they rest in a special peace.
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  • HawkenHawken Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Let us all lift our voices to our Father God and His Son our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
    Lift our prayer over this Election.
    We know the evil of Kerry and ask our Lord to interven on and change peoples hearts and minds.
    Lift up our brother in Christ and President George Bush.


    Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it state: "Seperation of Church and State".

    "Those who beat their guns into plow shares; will plow for those who don't."

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    "Isaiah 5:20 ?Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"
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  • HawkenHawken Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Heavenly Father,
    So far this year, you have taken away my favorite dancer,
    Michael Jackson, my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my
    favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite comedian,
    Soupy Sales, my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays and my
    favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon. Just so you know, my
    favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi
    and Harry Reid.
    Thank you
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  • RobinRobin Member Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Amen Hawken,May god be with those that were maimed and with those that perished. May god give us the strength and wisdom to handle this act of war with the the resolve and determination that is required of our great nation.
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  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    For the first time in my life I can't find one single airplane overhead (I live within a few miles of Detroit metro airport). I'm not even religious and I am saying a prayer for those who died a tragic death at the hands of some fu**in terrorist. I actually watched planes that were over the Detroit river turn a 180 and go back toward Canada. This is insane.May those resposible for this atrocity be hung by their balls until they die...
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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    I will ping in here on this one also!
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  • cpermdcpermd Member Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dear Lord,Please help those injured,killed and their families.Dear Lord,Please help us destroy the correct targets.
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  • SP TigerSP Tiger Member Posts: 872 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    People in this country who have tried to get rid of God are going to find out they need Him more than they ever thought possible.
    Better to have and not need, than need and not have.
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  • gad38gad38 Member Posts: 179 ✭
    edited November -1
    God bless and help them in this time of need.
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  • fergusonmorse392fergusonmorse392 Member Posts: 432 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    AMEN!!!!!
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  • rsnyder55rsnyder55 Member Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    May their people weep as we are weeping.May they know the sorrow we are feeling.May they be brought up for judgement and found lacking.May they pay for their sins.
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  • gap1916gap1916 Member Posts: 4,977
    edited November -1
    The world has come face to face with the real world. I once believed that only a few of us would have to see this. I now know that all has changed. We are a strong and positve people and we will survive. We will learn and we will rebuild. Then we will live again.
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  • biggregbiggreg Member Posts: 17 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dear Lord:Please take to your bosum those who have died and comfort them, please comfort and bless those they left behind. And please place a blinding light upon those who caused this unspeakable event, so no place is left to hide, no rock is large enough to hide them so they may be dealt with swiftly and sent straight to hell.AMEN.
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  • thesupermonkeythesupermonkey Member Posts: 3,905 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dear Lord,Find 'em quick and cook 'em slow...
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  • anderskandersk Member Posts: 3,627 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    This posting started off on the right track, but somewhere along the line, I think, we forgot about praying.I'm praying that God will somehow use it for good. He seems to specialize in that - look at the cross. What Satan thought would be a great coup for the kingdom of darkness, God has used for the greatest coup of all time for the kingdom of light!Truly AMAZING GRACE!
    Ken
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