Could this be your wife? (or you?)

nunn

The CIA was testing three applicants, two men and one woman. They were getting down to the last test to see who would be selected to work as an operative.The interviewers told the applicants that it was VERY important that CIA operatives be able to obey orders instantly and without question, no matter how objectionable the task. The applicants understood.The first man was handed a pistol and taken to a door. He was told that his wife is in the next room, blindfolded and tied to a chair. His orders were to enter the room with the pistol and kill his wife. He refused to even pick up the gun, and said he could not do it. He was told to get his wife and go home, and that he would not be considered for employment.The second man was told the same thing. He picked up the gun, opened the door, saw his wife sitting there, bound and blindfolded, and he crumbled. He handed the pistol back. The interviewers told him to take his wife and leave.Next was the woman. She was handed the pistol and told that her husband was in the next room, bound and blindfolded, and that she was to take the gun in and kill him. She took the gun, went into the room, and shut the door. The interviewers heard, "BAM.......BAM...BAM, BAM, BAM!!! And so on, for 12 or 13 shots. Then they heard the sound of a tremendous struggle, scuffling, and screaming. Then silence. Then the woman came out, hair all a mess, and sweating profusely.She said, "Why didn't you tell me that gun was loaded with blanks? I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

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competentone

That's a good one! LOL!

robjonrik

That is going to the range with me this afternoon!!!!!!!~ Gotta love it.

Patrick Odle

I'm not inviting an invasion, and yes I know there are more people in Texas than there is in Tennessee,but after Alaska became a state and Texas was no longer the largest, One heartsick texan set off for Alaska and upon arrival walked into a bar and,stated since Alaska is now the biggeststate I want to what it takes to become an alaskan. The barkeep says I can tell you the 3 things required to pass the test. #1. You have to drink a gallon of redeye. #2 You have to kill a polar bear. #3.You have to make love to a eskimo. Our want to be alaskan drank the gallon and staggered out the door. Three days later he reentered the bar, his clothes hanging in sreds,a large part of his scalp hanging down over his right ear,deep bite and scratch marks all over. He manages with great effort to make it to the bar,leans on it and asks of the same barkeep that sent him on his quest. Now just where is this eskimo i'm supposed to kill?