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WARN as many people as you can....LOL

Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
>If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not>open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase>everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks>within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your>credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on>your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt>to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers.>This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.>>IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.>It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will>leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when>>you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your>Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind>your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will>cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun>until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all>your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable>misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If>the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave>the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close>to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your>mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.>>******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******>And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard>that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,>sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to>everyone...... In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth-just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth....
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bubba.....Now THAT was funny! But you DO need mental help. I'd suggest a trip to the psychotherapist.....except for the fact that HE'S YOU!!!!!!!!!Mudge
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh my God. My right leg shot out sparks and I farted and set my wife's hair on fire. Don't know what stank worse, burning hair or fart, but I'm shore ina bunch a trouble. [This message has been edited by badboybob (edited 10-19-2001).]
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  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Who the hell leaves dirty underwear on a coffee table?
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