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Something to liven up a dead Saturday
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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
have to sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!".
The flight attendant goes to the supervisor and tells her that there
is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The supervisor goes back to the explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"
The supervisor tells the purser that he probably should have the
police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The purser says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde'". He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without hesitation, she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and supervisor are amazed and asked him what he
said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."
have to sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!".
The flight attendant goes to the supervisor and tells her that there
is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The supervisor goes back to the explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"
The supervisor tells the purser that he probably should have the
police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The purser says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde'". He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without hesitation, she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and supervisor are amazed and asked him what he
said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."
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