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Celebrity Cruise
bfair
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Celebrity Cruise We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot ofentertainers had promised to leave the country if GeorgeW. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for thosewho want to keep their promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher,Phil Donahue, David Geffin, Barbara Streisand, PierreSalinger, and anyone else who made that promise,please report to Florida for the sailing of the FunshipCruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to takeyou to your new homes outside the USA. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Paradein your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dadecounties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years andyou should consider the possibility of eight years. Your captainis to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore.Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director. Ted Kennedywill act as lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction.Mr. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergencyprocedures. Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselorwill be the Rev. Jesse Jackson. If you've any questions aboutmaking arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones,please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Hervillage can raise your children while you're gone, and she canwatch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage!
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