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If men ruled the world
.250Savage
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Stolen from another site, enjoy. I especially like #12.
If Men Ruled the World 1.Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. 2.Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." 3.Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards. 4.If your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. 5.Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the * and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it. 6.Birth control would come in ale or lager. 7.You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Heywood J'Blowme." 8.Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice. 9.The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. 10."Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. 11.At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone. 12.It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town. 13.Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance. 14.Tanks would be far easier to rent. 15.Garbage would take itself out. 16.Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
Yep, put on the renfaire outfit, sharpen up the ol' sword, horned helmet... "For Thor! For Odin! To Valhalla!" Random violence, wanton bloodshed, pillage, rapine, torching stuff! THOSE were the good ol' days!! When men were men, and sheep were nervous!
If Men Ruled the World 1.Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. 2.Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." 3.Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards. 4.If your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. 5.Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the * and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it. 6.Birth control would come in ale or lager. 7.You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Heywood J'Blowme." 8.Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice. 9.The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. 10."Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. 11.At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone. 12.It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town. 13.Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance. 14.Tanks would be far easier to rent. 15.Garbage would take itself out. 16.Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
Yep, put on the renfaire outfit, sharpen up the ol' sword, horned helmet... "For Thor! For Odin! To Valhalla!" Random violence, wanton bloodshed, pillage, rapine, torching stuff! THOSE were the good ol' days!! When men were men, and sheep were nervous!
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