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For your psychotherapy, enter here..

Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
After reading some of these posts, it is crystal clear to me, that some of you have deep seeded needs. So I now open my office up to you for consultation....... Doctor Bubba, is in.......
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  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Doc, thank you for offering your services. I have a real problem. I love guns, I need guns, I think I may be addicted to guns. My wife is not very supportive of my condition, in fact she thinks it is a mental disorder. What do you suggest?
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    First thing, my son, is to send me all those nasty guns.....This is the first step to the cure......
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Hey Doc. I need some help. It hurts when I do -this-...Lowrider, playing straightman for the Doc.
    She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    Lowrider, your to easy.....thanks... Just light up and watch the lamp.....
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Doc Bubba.....I have only one thing to say."Physician, heal thyself."Mudge
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • KhegglieKhegglie Member Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dacta..... i don't like AR15 type rifles.......can ya hep me???!!!
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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    I don't think there is any help for me.......I've got a really big problem Doc, ya see I'm ah, I'm ah, o well here goes, a GIANTS fan.
    Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets, stupidI am the NRA, the KABA, NJ Area Rep for the 2ampd, and the AARP :(njretcop@copmail.com
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  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    Bubba Joel; with working 40 hrs,house repairscar maintenance,errands to run,appointments to keep,there just doesn't seem to be enough time for hunting and shooting.What can I do? s.gun
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bubba I think I may be depressed. All I like to do is play with my guns, shoot them and then reload to shoot again. In the meantime I spend too much time on GB reading and answering posts and drooling over the auctions. Is there help for me or do I have to form a gba (gunbroker's anonymous)?
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
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  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,105 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know why everybody thinks I have a problem. I can quit anytime I want. I don't need professional help. You guys are just weak. Arghhhh!!!!!!!!! Whimper!!!!!!!!
    " Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects" Will Rogers
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    When I see that some guy is in love with * from Dukes of Hazard,I get mad,and want to kill him AND *!!!~Bee-Man Of Alcatraz~
    Will the last reb to leave flarda,please bring the flag?
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Doctor, sometimes I have these urges to put on camo clothing, go to the woods and blow something up....hee.heeh....am I normal?
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  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    does lucy(peanuts)work for you parttime?i like the idea of .05$ per session.icould probably be completly cured for a couple-hundred bucks.
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    I have been reading, no (POURING) over all these problems.....This is some of the worse cases I've seen......The solution is: Half needs Viagra and the other half don't......Lets see if you all can figure out who.....This will either cure you are cause the damn-est population explosion I've ever seen.....Man, there's nothing to this doctoring thing......LOL
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Well, I'm still feeling a little frisky from looking at the other thread with the bathing beauty on the flag, so I guess it ain't me who needs the Viagra.I COULD use a big bag of downers, though.Lowrider: Twitching-out from his 5th cup of coffee this morning.
    She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    I'm O.K.! I just live in a box.
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    alledan, as long as there is no dirt on top, your OK....
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Doc .. I have this urge to Take Over the world but i cannot find intelligent followers,what do you sugest to dominate them ,Religion,politics or cartoon network?.
    I judge Thee!, Not for what you are , but for what you say !
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Doc please help me, I can't stop shooting deer. I tried once on my own but things got ugly. I started washing dishes and clothes and doing other house work to fill in the time I wasn't spending in the woods..........................................No wait............. what the heck am I saying...........................I don't need to stop shooting deer I need to shoot more deer. I'm cured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did just find out that one of my good friends was in alcatraz for 33years. I just don't believe it, and I was about to name my new dog after him and everything.
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    Judge Dread, always start by offering them MONEY...shane, naming a dog after him will help. May I suggest the name DIGGER....
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dr,I am ading 43 grs of4350 to my coffie every morning.I find that I still need to shoot by 4:00.Do you think I need to add 5 more grains?
    A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    No I suggest that maybe you need to wash that red dirt out of your system and get rid of that damn Tarantula......Your allergic..[sp] to the pets in the Texas Panhandle...
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Got any of them tin foil hats? I got an alien problem or something.
    If you run, you'll just die tired!
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ALIENS..............you'er not seeing little green men too? I thought it was just me!
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  • stanmanstanman Member Posts: 3,052
    edited November -1
    Dr. BJ, .....(sounds like a porn title)ANYWAY,,, Sometimes,, In fact most nights,lately,... I sneak out of bed and creep stealthily down the hall after everyone else is asleep. I quietly open the door to that special room at the end. After the door is shut and latched, I relax, just a little.... and turn the light down low. Uncasing my firearms, I fondle and caress them each in turn. Sometimes I lay them all out and admire them in their nakedness. Do you think they mind, I mean, do you think they understand? And, does this mean I don't have enough guns! This decadent ritual promotes a somewhat deeper sleep, and stimulates my sex life. Either that or the smell of Rem-oil is like musk to my wife!Is this something that I need to get help with?stanman
    My wife?.........Sure!My dog?..........Maybe!MY GUNS??........NEVER!!!
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    OK will270win and shane...I'll fess up....I wear the tin foil hat to help with the dad-blame TV reception, and being a little kinky, I paint myself green......OK as for Stanman, you've got a bigger problem than I do...You will have to mail me all those guns, to start the curing process.....
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  • stanmanstanman Member Posts: 3,052
    edited November -1
    Dr. BJ, My wife snuck a look at your last post and she's packaging the guns for shipping right now, I don't see any of her guns anywhere though!!She does, however, insist on the gun oil staying in the nightstand.
    My wife?.........Sure!My dog?..........Maybe!MY GUNS??........NEVER!!!
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Must.......buy.........guns!But seriously help me get my finger off this trigger so I can take a shower. Water is not good for metal.
    If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com
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