Wasn't this in a 3 Stooges bit?

Txs

FL Man Stabbed With Swordfish During FightSt. Petersburg TimesA fight between two men ended early Thursday when one man stabbed the other with the bill of a swordfish. Frank J. Ashmus, 46, used the swordfish bill to stab Garth Spacek, 42, in the stomach as Spacek was beating Ashmus in the head with a beer bottle, Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said. Ashmus was charged with aggravated battery and remained in the Pinellas County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail Thursday night. Spacek also was charged with aggravated battery but was taken to Bayfront Medical Center for treatment. He was listed in fair condition in the hospital Thursday. Deputies said the swordfish stabbing occurred about 12:30 a.m. Thursday outside Spacek's home in the 400 block of 137th Avenue Circle. Spacek suffered a circular wound in his lower left abdomen, and Ashmus suffered head injuries that required stitches in several locations, according to arrest reports.

William81

Was that a preban swordfish...

Xracer

He just happened to have a swordfish bill on his front lawn?I've heard of pink flamingos, but that's ridiculous!

beachmaster73

Are you allowed to bring a swordfish bill to a beer bottle fight? Wonder what the rules say about that? Beach

varmit hunter

Just wait till PETA finds out.Removing a bill from a fish will probley get the poor guy twenty years.

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thesupermonkey

I thought only preban fish were allowed to have the front bill unless it doesn't have a dorsal fin which rises conspicuously about the backbone, doesn't have a folding tail and has a total length of at least 16 inches.Sword Fish - the prefered protection of Sushi bars everywhere!

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Don't worry about the bullet with your name on it, worry about the fragmentation grenade addressed 'To Occupant'.

jet

If you carry a sword fish you are more likely to go places where you'll need it.

j2k22

it was a post-ban swordfish, with a non-functional simulated flash hider, and no bayonet lug.

will270win

Only in Florida! Seems my state can neither vote nor fight in civilized manner.

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