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It's a suthren thang
mudge
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The latest from the South....Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left hisentire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call thefront desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies,"Go ahead." How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginiato 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools! What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries. Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it was invented anywhereelse, it would have been called a teethbrush. A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,"Got any I.D.?" "Bout wut?" Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep.Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too.Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of 'em.A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister. Mudge the plagiarist
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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