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n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
Here's a few more to think about while I hop off to bed... *EG... dont let 'em keep you up... *EG...

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?


How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?


Why is the alphabet in that order?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?


If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?



Lil' Stinker's Opinion

Comments

  • CWatsonCWatson Member Posts: 964 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You know why it is called your right hand?Most people write with it!And the other is the one that is left!!!!!CW

    1.A near miss is still a miss!
    2.Before I got married I spent half my money on women and guns,THE REST I WASTED!
    3.Wasn't me!
    4.KILL EM' ALL AND LET ALLAH SORT EM' OUT!
  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    Sounds to me like somebody has been watching Gallagher on TV.

    Love that guy!

    Charlie

    "It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
  • ccasey612ccasey612 Member Posts: 901 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good stuff

    If you will blame gun makers for every shooting then blame car maker for every car accident.
  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, ........... how would we ever know?
  • Brth729Brth729 Member Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here's another one. If a thesaurus is a book of words with similar meanings, what's another word for thesaurus?

    ***I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling section I think I need a Leer jet***
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Darn ! you are being insensitive to the female questions.....

    I will answer them all....

    400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
    called rush-hour?

    It's the time your bowels say you have to go in the middle of a trafic jam....

    How can a house burn up when it burns
    down?

    If the fire starts at the basement....

    How do you know when a Smurf
    suffocates?

    he turs white.....


    Why is the alphabet in that order?

    Because is not in the other.....

    If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
    still #2?

    Because you almost cannot see #1....

    Why do you press harder on the
    remote-control when you know the
    battery is dead?

    To "squeeze" more power out of it!!!!


    If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
    its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
    will it be?

    doble than yesterday.....

    Why are buildings called buildings when
    there finished? Shouldn't they be called
    builts?


    because the one "buil" were "dings" ..... BUILdings!


    400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
  • kgnovumkgnovum Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you throw a cat out the car window is it kitty litter?

    What cruel soul put the letter "s" in lisp?
  • maggiethecatmaggiethecat Member Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

    if nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan?

    why are they called APARTments when they're all together?

    if a man spaeks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

    if your not allowed to drink and drive, why are there drive-thru liquor stores?

    Give your kids roots and wings. and dont forget the guns!!
  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    They are called panties because us guys cant help but to start PANTING when we gets near them!!
  • gskyhawkgskyhawk Member Posts: 4,773
    edited November -1
    PANTING!!!! maybe, maybe not, it all depends on whats in them
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